'Twas the night before playoffs, and all through the thread
every poster was ranting, our hopes all but dead.
The standings were hung by the locker with care,in hopes that Coach Denny could lead us to there.
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The fans were nestled all snug in their NEZ,
with visions of shouting to those in the SEZ.
Thirty-two in her 'jersey, and Eleven in his cap,
their brains fried before that opening snap.
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When out on the field there arose such a clatter,
Pariah sprang from his seat to see what was the matter.
Into the huddle he saw Josh at full run,
as swd1974 proclaimed this season is done.
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His pass on the crest of being one more pick
was certain to make our BIM awfully sick,
when, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
but a lightening receiver in full Cardinals gear.
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With one little move, he was there and then gone,
I knew in a moment it sure must be Quan.
More rapid than eagles, to his route they came,
and he whistled and shouted and called them by name:
"Now Leonard! Now LJ!
Now, Step and Reggie!
On, Fitz! On, Freddie!
On, Emmitt and 'bafemi!
To the end of the field!
I'll run with this ball!
Now block away! Block away!
Block away all!"
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As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
when they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky
so into the end zone that receiver flew,
with a winning score if we go for two.
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And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the PA
the 'Hawks and the Rams had lost on this day.
As I drew in my head and was turning around,Avenger screams out "we are now playoff bound".
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He was dressed all in Red, from his head to his foot,
and his jersey all tarnished from tailgate soot.
A bundle of beer he had flung on his back,
and Assface behind with another six-pack.
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D-Dogg is barking ! We win, oh how merry!
And Gee is passed out, his nose like a cherry!
Card Trader is yelling amid this wild scene
and maddog is copping a feel off Coupon Queen .
azdad1978 is stomping,the stands are a rumbling,
with King of Cards proclaiming, "today there was no fumbling"!
Tango and Ouchie are jumping with joy,
Jersey Girl Card Fan hugging every boy .
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Skkorp was happy and content, a right jolly old elf,
and I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.
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He spoke not a word, but went straight to his forum,
and lifted all the bannings, his lone vote being the quorum.
Laying his finger aside of his mouse and giving a nod,
today there's no need for Sanders to mod.
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He paused in his chair, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they signed-off like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, 'ere he logged off the site,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"
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