Annual "Get your predictions in now so you can be laughed at later" Thread....

[Shane]

Cards 11-5
Hawks 12-4
Niners 9-7
Rams 7-9

Palmer 4300 Yards 30 TD's and 17 Ints
Fitz 78 catches 850 yards 7TD's
Floyd 85 1200 yards 8 TDs
John Brown 55 900 yards and 5 TD
Jaron Brown 25 375 yards 2 TDs

Ellington 1050 Rushing 750 Recieving total of 10 TD's

Defense remians in the top 15 overall but drops from top 10 and will not repeat as teh # 1 rush defense.

Calais Campbell eclpises double digit sacks with 10
Abraham shows his age and no TC and has only 6.5 sacks
Acho and Okafor combine for 6 total sacks

Peterson has 6 ints but fails again to bring any to the house....
Cromartie has 4 Ints...
Kevin Minter leads the team in tackles with over 100

We split the season series with Sea and SF and we sweep the Rams.....

 

[CardNots]

13-3, losses SF,DEN,SEA

Warning! Not a sure bet...

 

[MadCardDisease]

Hawks 11-5
Cards 9-7
Niners 9-7
Rams 6-10

Palmer 4300 yards 26 TDs 16Ints
Fitz 70Rec 900yards 7TDs
Floyd 75Rec 950yards 7TDs
John Brown 45Rec 700yards 4TDs
Carlson 45Rec 500yards 3TDs

Ellington 800Rushing yards 600Rec yards 6TDs

 

[Matt L]

5-11 Back to the drawing board

 

[GatorAZ]

5-11 Back to the drawing board

Fire up the Winston/Mariota/Hundley threads!

 

[desertdawg]

1 Palmer leads the NFC in passing yards, interceptions, and more interceptions.

2 The Cards extend Larry's contract.

3 Fells tries to dribble the ball at some point.

4 Cro doesn't have a baby... for a whole year!

5 D-Wash finds a new direction in life, and then misses it, three times.

6 Housler will catch a football with his facemask, unintentionally.

7 Cooper comes in at some point, but it won't be Left Guard.

8 The Hulk gets leads the team in holding penalties.

9 Niklas gets caught up in a sex scandal of some sort, perhaps past interactions are released on the internet.

10 Honeybadger gets an interception and a sack in the same play, but gets it all called back on a penalty somehow.

Bonus Round: Patrick Peterson and Richard Sherman get into a fight in a night club or NFL function, not a real fight, they will tweet it out mono e mono from across the room, it will be brutal.

 

[FArting]

Cards win the NFC West
Carson Palmer MVP
John Brown Rookie of the Year

 

[Iceman]

1 Palmer leads the NFC in passing yards, interceptions, and more interceptions.

2 The Cards extend Larry's contract.

3 Fells tries to dribble the ball at some point.

4 Cro doesn't have a baby... for a whole year!

5 D-Wash finds a new direction in life, and then misses it, three times.

6 Housler will catch a football with his facemask, unintentionally.

7 Cooper comes in at some point, but it won't be Left Guard.

8 The Hulk gets leads the team in holding penalties.

9 Niklas gets caught up in a sex scandal of some sort, perhaps past interactions are released on the internet.

10 Honeybadger gets an interception and a sack in the same play, but gets it all called back on a penalty somehow.

Bonus Round: Patrick Peterson and Richard Sherman get into a fight in a night club or NFL function, not a real fight, they will tweet it out mono e mono from across the room, it will be brutal.

DD you went all in on this one! Of all the predictions (even though most would be pretty hilarious if true) hopefully #2 is the one that happens!

 

[desertdawg]

DD you went all in on this one! Of all the predictions (even though most would be pretty hilarious if true) hopefully #2 is the one that happens!

Sad part is it only took about 10 minutes to come up with all of them!

 

[Darkside]

1 Palmer leads the NFC in passing yards, interceptions, and more interceptions.

2 The Cards extend Larry's contract.

3 Fells tries to dribble the ball at some point.

4 Cro doesn't have a baby... for a whole year!

5 D-Wash finds a new direction in life, and then misses it, three times.

6 Housler will catch a football with his facemask, unintentionally.

7 Cooper comes in at some point, but it won't be Left Guard.

8 The Hulk gets leads the team in holding penalties.

9 Niklas gets caught up in a sex scandal of some sort, perhaps past interactions are released on the internet.

10 Honeybadger gets an interception and a sack in the same play, but gets it all called back on a penalty somehow.

Bonus Round: Patrick Peterson and Richard Sherman get into a fight in a night club or NFL function, not a real fight, they will tweet it out mono e mono from across the room, it will be brutal.

Lol @ # 4. Love it.

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[jbeecham]

Receiving:
Fitz: 70 catches, 1000 yards, 7 touchdowns
Floyd: 65 catches, 1050 yards, 6 touchdowns
Brown: 40 catches, 650 yards, 4 touchdowns
Ellington: 40 catches, 600 yards, 4 touchdowns
Ja. Brown: 25 catches, 275 yards, 2 touchdowns
Carlson: 25 catches, 250 yards, 2 touchdowns
Ginn: 20 catches, 200 yards, 1 touchdown
Housler: 20 catches, 200 yards, 1 touchdown
Niklas: 15 catches, 150 yards, 1 touchdown
Other RBs: 25 catches, 225 yards, 2 touchdowns

QB:
Palmer: 64% completions, 4600 yards, 30 touchdowns, 16 interceptions

RB Stats:
Ellington: 180 carries, 800 yards, 8 touchdowns
Other RBs: 120 carries, 360 yards, 5 touchdowns


I know there was talk about getting Ellington more touches, but I feel like this offense has so many weapons that they won't be able to get him the 18-22 touches they've talked about.

 

[Proteus]

Cards 8-8. The defense takes too big a step back for an improved offense to compensate for.

Fitz 950 yards
Floyd 1000 yards
Palmer 4000 yards with a 2 touchdown to 1 interception ratio

 

[Buckybird]

Hawks 13-3
Niners 11-5
Big Red 7-9
Rams 6-10

Taints over Manning in SB 49

Nothing else matters

 

[Snakester]

Cards 12-4
Fitz gets over 1000 yards
Cards make playoffs

 

[desertdawg]

1 Palmer leads the NFC in passing yards, interceptions, and more interceptions.

2 The Cards extend Larry's contract.

3 Fells tries to dribble the ball at some point.

4 Cro doesn't have a baby... for a whole year!

5 D-Wash finds a new direction in life, and then misses it, three times.

6 Housler will catch a football with his facemask, unintentionally.

7 Cooper comes in at some point, but it won't be Left Guard.

8 The Hulk gets leads the team in holding penalties.

9 Niklas gets caught up in a sex scandal of some sort, perhaps past interactions are released on the internet.

10 Honeybadger gets an interception and a sack in the same play, but gets it all called back on a penalty somehow.

Bonus Round: Patrick Peterson and Richard Sherman get into a fight in a night club or NFL function, not a real fight, they will tweet it out mono e mono from across the room, it will be brutal.

2 out of 10 aint bad!!

 

[MrYeahBut]

Shane, where's your thread for this year???

Season's almost here!!

 

[Stout]

15-4 (12-4) in the 2016-2017 season.

 

[Snakester]

13-3 we win the Super Bowl over the Steelers 34-24

 

[b8rtm8nn]

We win the Superbowl

 

[MrYeahBut]

Chandler Jones will bring to the team all that Freeny did, and more.

 

[DeAnna]

Am I the only one that feels nervous about this season? Maybe it's BFS, but something bad will happen.

 

[WisconsinCard]

Am I the only one that feels nervous about this season? Maybe it's BFS, but something bad will happen.

Hi DeAnna, you forgot to add this....

So I put two in. I sure hope we get to AZ this year I would love to crash your tailgate again. Thanks again for all the hospitality last year. My Nephew's wife is expecting around the end of the season, so when she has the baby, my wife and I are heading to PHX, hopefully it will be a home game weekend...

 

[BigRedRage]

Cards 11-5
Hawks 12-4
Niners 9-7
Rams 7-9

Palmer 4300 Yards 30 TD's and 17 Ints
Fitz 78 catches 850 yards 7TD's
Floyd 85 1200 yards 8 TDs
John Brown 55 900 yards and 5 TD
Jaron Brown 25 375 yards 2 TDs

Ellington 1050 Rushing 750 Recieving total of 10 TD's

Defense remians in the top 15 overall but drops from top 10 and will not repeat as teh # 1 rush defense.

Calais Campbell eclpises double digit sacks with 10
Abraham shows his age and no TC and has only 6.5 sacks
Acho and Okafor combine for 6 total sacks

Peterson has 6 ints but fails again to bring any to the house....
Cromartie has 4 Ints...
Kevin Minter leads the team in tackles with over 100

We split the season series with Sea and SF and we sweep the Rams.....

did you mean david johnson? You put ellington...



nevermind, this is a very old post

 

[cardsfanmd]

did you mean david johnson? You put ellington...



nevermind, this is a very old post

Check the date of his post lol

 

[Cardiac]

DJ 1700 yds total offense.

M Floyd 1300 yds 8 TD's.

Golden 10 Sacks & top 10 in QB hurries.

Palmer exorcises his playoff demons.