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Kyler Murray throws for 4200+ Yards and rushes for 1000+ Yards. 40+ total TDs, 15 INTs
Neither Conner nor Edmonds rush for over 800 yards; neither go over 1100 yards from scrimmage
A.J. Green gets 750+ yards, 8+ TDs
Rondale Moore has fewer than 50 receptions, 600 yards
Christian Kirk has a breakout season with 1000 yards and 10 TDs
Week 1 starting offensive line plays 12+ games together

JJ Watt 5+ sacks
Chandler Jones 15+ sacks
Markus Golden 8+ sacks
Dennis Gardeck <5 sacks/turns back into pumpkin
Isiah Simmons 5+ Sacks, 5+ INT
Hicks 70%+ Defensive Snap %

10-7 overall record
Lose 2x to Rams, split with 49ers + Hawks
2nd in NFC West
Beat WAS in Wild Card Round
Lose to LARM in Divisional Round
 

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Keim will let not be GM on Jan 15th.
 

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Kyler Murray throws for 4200+ Yards and rushes for 1000+ Yards. 40+ total TDs, 15 INTs
Neither Conner nor Edmonds rush for over 800 yards; neither go over 1100 yards from scrimmage
A.J. Green gets 750+ yards, 8+ TDs
Rondale Moore has fewer than 50 receptions, 600 yards
Christian Kirk has a breakout season with 1000 yards and 10 TDs
Week 1 starting offensive line plays 12+ games together

JJ Watt 5+ sacks
Chandler Jones 15+ sacks
Markus Golden 8+ sacks
Dennis Gardeck <5 sacks/turns back into pumpkin
Isiah Simmons 5+ Sacks, 5+ INT
Hicks 70%+ Defensive Snap %

10-7 overall record
Lose 2x to Rams, split with 49ers + Hawks
2nd in NFC West
Beat WAS in Wild Card Round
Lose to LARM in Divisional Round
I actually expect less than five sacks from Gardeck this season.... players coming back from a knee are rarely very productive their first season back... three sacks would be a win IMO ... but we can always hope for more
 

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rams win the NFCW and the super bowl. wring,
niners win the NFCW wring
Seattle wins the NFCW wring

they are all ranked top 10 in the opening power rankings.
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I'll quit being a Cardinal fan after this season.

edit: Felt this needed some clarification. This was the "100% Wrong Predictions" after all. And this, of course, has nothing to do with the win today. :)
 
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Kyler Murray throws for 4200+ Yards and rushes for 1000+ Yards. 40+ total TDs, 15 INTs
Neither Conner nor Edmonds rush for over 800 yards; neither go over 1100 yards from scrimmage
A.J. Green gets 750+ yards, 8+ TDs
Rondale Moore has fewer than 50 receptions, 600 yards
Christian Kirk has a breakout season with 1000 yards and 10 TDs
Week 1 starting offensive line plays 12+ games together

JJ Watt 5+ sacks
Chandler Jones 15+ sacks
Markus Golden 8+ sacks
Dennis Gardeck <5 sacks/turns back into pumpkin
Isiah Simmons 5+ Sacks, 5+ INT
Hicks 70%+ Defensive Snap %

10-7 overall record
Lose 2x to Rams, split with 49ers + Hawks
2nd in NFC West
Beat WAS in Wild Card Round
Lose to LARM in Divisional Round

I agree with most of this except

I think Edmunds gets 1000 rushing and 300 receiving.

I think Watt gets 8+ sacks with less double teams.

I think Gardeck will progress but won't beat his 7 sacks last year

I think 7-10 rather than 10-7. I like the roster but Kliff let's us down again.
 

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I agree with most of this except

I think Edmunds gets 1000 rushing and 300 receiving.

I think Watt gets 8+ sacks with less double teams.

I think Gardeck will progress but won't beat his 7 sacks last year

I think 7-10 rather than 10-7. I like the roster but Kliff let's us down again.
Every time you post your season prediction I can’t help but chuckle about our arguments on here bc I think we win anywhere from 7-10 games which is similar, if not actually more optimistic, than your prediction. And it reminds me how stupid the calling out of darksiders and koolaiders is.
 

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Every time you post your season prediction I can’t help but chuckle about our arguments on here bc I think we win anywhere from 7-10 games which is similar, if not actually more optimistic, than your prediction. And it reminds me how stupid the calling out of darksiders and koolaiders is.

I like much about this roster but I think Kliff has shown us who he is. His record vs winning teams is dreadful and I think we play 11 winning teams this year. Tough schedule.

But, really could be anything. I can play out realistic scenarios for everything from 4-13 to 12-5. I'm positive but not stupid!
 

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Every time you post your season prediction I can’t help but chuckle about our arguments on here bc I think we win anywhere from 7-10 games which is similar, if not actually more optimistic, than your prediction. And it reminds me how stupid the calling out of darksiders and koolaiders is.
Is there such a thing as a dark koolaider???
 

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Murray is picked off by Patrick Peterson three times in Week 2. The team realizes that he's not a quarterback and also the lack of depth we have at corner. Murray subsequently becomes CB1. Chris Streveler takes over Week 3 and then proceeds to throw for 45 TDs and 3 INTs en route to taking the Cards to its first Super Bowl title (with the game winning TD being scored by Larry Fitzgerald after he makes his triumphant return to the team as he realized while on the top of My Kilimanjaro, that he has work to do) . Murray wins DPOY after amassing 12 INTs, taking three of those to the house.
 

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