Aprox. the 5th annual Get your predictions in now so we can laugh at you later thread

[Shane]

This has kind of been a few year tradition. So here I go on offense:

1. Carson Palmer 15 games played 3890 Yards 27 TDs and 14 Ints.

2. Fitzgerald 97 catches 1360 yards 11 TD's

3. Andre Roberts will out produce Floyd 77 catches 1000 yards 6 TD's

4. Rashard Mendenhall 850 yards and 6 TD's

5. Alfonso Smith holds #2 all year and gets 500 yards and 3 TD's

6. Levi Brown less than 10 FS penalties

7. Patrick Peterson 25 touches 2 TD's on O

The Cardinals Offense averages approx. 22 points per game

Defense:

1. Patrick Peterson 6 Ints one pick six(also gets one PR for a TD this season)

2. Dockett 4 sacks 1 FF

3.. Campbell 8 sacks 2 FF and 4 batted passes

4. John Abraham 9.5 Sacks

5. Powers 3 Ints

6. Dan Williams hurt by week 5 and our rush D struggles mightily all year averaging over 100 yards per game given up.

7. Dwash comes back in week 5 and still get over 90 tackles 4 sacks on the season and 2 FF's

8. Our other OLBers on the roster combine for less than 10 sacks total combined.

Special Teams:

Jay Feely Kicks the ball through the uprights at about an 85% clip with a long of 53 yards.

Final record 7-9 but a lot of close losses.

 

[RedRob]

DuckJake - Please hand me the envelope. After much hand wringling and ruffling and opening...pulling out the card... we will go 5-11

 

[THESMEL]

a manure spreader going across the field - kicking the crap out of its self.

 

[Card'em]

1. Cards win 7 games
2. Levi Brown benched and replaced by Sowell after 6 games
3. Tyrann Mathieu gets 5 int's, 4 forced fumbles, and 3 sacks
4. Watrop starts at right guard after the eighth game
5. Mendenhall gets hurt and Ryan Williams becomes starter finishing with over 600 yards
6. Floyd finishes with over 70 receptions and 800 yards
7. Justin Bethel finishes the year as starting corner back

 

[gmabel830]

a manure spreader going across the field - kicking the crap out of its self.

Umm, what?

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[Jim Otis]

My prediction is , starting with the Rams all are about to see how Head Coach / Playcaller Bruce Arians can Float Like A Butterfly , And Sting Like A Bee !!!!
I believe the biggest factor in winning and losing comes down to how the HC conducts his business and lines his ducks up in a row . One very important thing to remember is this , at no point this season will a HC speak into BA's headset and say ""O-Kay Bruce here is what I want to do now ""
I have very lofty expectations for this season .

 

[Shane]

Getem in people!

 

[AzStevenCal]

Getem in people!

Sorry Shane but my mother always said "if you can't predict anything nice don't predict anything at all".

Steve

 

[FArting]

Cards win the NFC West
Palmer has an MVP type season

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

We'll win the Superb Owl this year.

 

[Heucrazy]

We'll win the Superb Owl this year.

In the Quidditch cup?

 

[Heucrazy]

7-9 with at least one win screwing a team out of the playoffs.

 

[gmabel830]

7-9 with at least one win screwing a team out of the playoffs.

8-8 isn't sniffing the playoffs in the NFC this year.

 

[Snakester]

Cards make playoffs at 11-5
Palmer 3800 28 TDs
Mendenhall 1000 and 10 TDs
Fits 1200 12 TDs

 

[Heucrazy]

8-8 isn't sniffing the playoffs in the NFC this year.

Yeah I know. That's why I said at least one win will screw a team out of the playoffs. Not one loss will keep us out.

 

[MrYeahBut]

As everyone already knows the online cannot keep Palmer upright long enough
to be able to use the deep ball. Nonetheless Palmer will have 18TD/7int.

We will better the traditional 5-11 and go 6-10.
Fitz will have 100+ catches
Williams will start at least 5 games. 800 yards season.

Seattle will not live up to hype. Wilson will regress.
Because everyone hates Harbaugh the Cards will beat them at least once.
Because I already hate Kaepernick the Pack strategy of hitting him will
work and Matthews will make him blow snot bubbles.

Go Redbirds.


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[gmabel830]

Yeah I know. That's why I said at least one win will screw a team out of the playoffs. Not one loss will keep us out.

Oops, sorry - misunderstood you.

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

In the Quidditch cup?

Indeed.

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[D-Dogg]

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[HotSauce]

Cardinals will win a game that they have no business winning and get everyone excited. Afterwards, they'll lose a game that they have no business losing and things will be back to normal.

 

[freebyrd]

ok heres my predictions

arizona and st louis- loss
arizoan and detroit- win
arizona and new orleans- loss
arizona and tampa- win
arizona and carolina- win
arizona and san fran- loss
arizona and seattle win
arizona and atlanta loss
arizona and houston loss
arizona and jacksonville win
arizona and indianapolis loss
arizona and philly win
arizona and st loius loss
arizona and tennesee loss
arizona and seattle win
arizona and san fran win

thats 8 and 8 but i am unsure about the second seattle game, so 7 and 9 is just as likely

but if your nailing me down, i guess 7 and 9 would be my final selection,

one thing i feel is for sure is that this years team will be very exciting to watch, which after last years offering is something to look forward to,

i think next year we make the playoffs and 2015 we might just go all the way to the show,
so yes i am drinking the kool aid and wearing my kangal

anyway i am excited to be here with you guys for another season,
GO CARDS!!!

 

[Shane]

ok heres my predictions

arizona and st louis- loss
arizoan and detroit- win
arizona and new orleans- loss
arizona and tampa- win
arizona and carolina- win
arizona and san fran- loss
arizona and seattle win
arizona and atlanta loss
arizona and houston loss
arizona and jacksonville win
arizona and indianapolis loss
arizona and philly win
arizona and st loius loss
arizona and tennesee loss
arizona and seattle win
arizona and san fran win

thats 8 and 8 but i am unsure about the second seattle game, so 7 and 9 is just as likely

but if your nailing me down, i guess 7 and 9 would be my final selection,

one thing i feel is for sure is that this years team will be very exciting to watch, which after last years offering is something to look forward to,

i think next year we make the playoffs and 2015 we might just go all the way to the show,
so yes i am drinking the kool aid and wearing my kangal

anyway i am excited to be here with you guys for another season,
GO CARDS!!!

Like it!

 

[CardsSunsDbacks]

As everyone already knows the online cannot keep Palmer upright long enough
to be able to use the deep ball.

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Not sure how any of us actually "knows" this. This team and this oline have yet to play a single meaningful snap yet. I have my doubts about the oline at this point, but there is know way that I can claim that I know that they are going to be bad.

 

[ajcardfan]

We won't win more than 3 games. We will also start 0-7.

 

[JS22]

8-8