Poll: Jersey Girls Husband scale of -1 to 2

Discussion in 'Arizona Cardinals' started by Chris_Sanders, May 12, 2019.

Poll: Jersey Girls husband -1 to 2

  1. -1. This dork got married?

    5 vote(s)
    20.0%
  2. 0. Zero...chance with any sane woman

    3 vote(s)
    12.0%
  3. 1. He's no Kyler Murray

    13 vote(s)
    52.0%
  4. 2. Eh if you knocked those ears down a size or grew 4 inches he might be okay

    4 vote(s)
    16.0%
  1. TJ

    TJ Suge White

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    I decline to answer in fear of being perma-banned
     
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  2. gmabel830

    gmabel830 It's football season!!

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  3. Dback Jon

    Dback Jon Killer Snail Contributor

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    Much better than the alternative “Wenis”
     
  4. Chris_Sanders

    Chris_Sanders Super Moderator Contributor

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    My experience is that Shane wants a girl with no ass at all and a teeny waist
     
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  5. Chris_Sanders

    Chris_Sanders Super Moderator Contributor

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    I had no idea that was the skin patch on the bottom of the elbow.

    Sorta gross
     
  6. cardsfanmd

    cardsfanmd Registered

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    All I know is that at dinner once, he told me “don’t buy the cow if the sex is free”.
     
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  8. Shane

    Shane Current STAR Contributor

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    This about my type if that no butt I’ll take it :)

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  9. Dback Jon

    Dback Jon Killer Snail Contributor

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    I had no idea that was a word...lol Just WENdy + chrIS
     
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  10. Chris_Sanders

    Chris_Sanders Super Moderator Contributor

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    Hah I know your intent, I just knew it meant something
     
  11. cardncubfan

    cardncubfan H

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  12. Buckybird

    Buckybird Hoist the Lombardi Trophy

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    Dreaming is free :lol:
     

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