Poll: Jersey Girls Husband scale of -1 to 2

Discussion in 'Arizona Cardinals' started by Chris_Sanders, May 12, 2019.

Poll: Jersey Girls husband -1 to 2

  1. -1. This dork got married?

    5 vote(s)
    20.0%
  2. 0. Zero...chance with any sane woman

    3 vote(s)
    12.0%
  3. 1. He's no Kyler Murray

    13 vote(s)
    52.0%
  4. 2. Eh if you knocked those ears down a size or grew 4 inches he might be okay

    4 vote(s)
    16.0%
  1. Chris_Sanders

    Chris_Sanders Super Moderator Contributor

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    As there has been a complaint about judging the attractiveness of Kliff Kingsbury's girl, let's make it even

    I needed a chuckle after that GoT episode and making fun of yourself is always good for a laugh

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    Chris_Sanders Super Moderator Contributor

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    LMAO had to change option 1 because everything is about Murray right now
     
  3. Shane

    Shane Current STAR Contributor

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    Someone actually complained?? Oh dear lord.... Chris if you had girl parts I’d do ya haha
     
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    Chris_Sanders Super Moderator Contributor

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    How dare you objectivify me you swine :)
     
  5. Shane

    Shane Current STAR Contributor

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    It’s who I am
     
  6. Chris_Sanders

    Chris_Sanders Super Moderator Contributor

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    Lines had to be crossed today I see.
     
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    LoyaltyisaCurse IF AND WHEN HEALTHY...

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    Phishing for compliments? :D This poll is rigged.
     
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    puckhead Waxing Gibbous Contributor

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    Nice cleavage, Sandy.

    One question, how are you even breathing at that altitude? The nosebleed section feels sorry for you.
     
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    GatorAZ Formerly known as GatorHater

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    All I’m saying is he better have a great personality.
     
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    Chris_Sanders Super Moderator Contributor

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    Hah I was actually in a suite but wanted to see what it was like at the top of the stadium
     
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    Right...
     
  12. Cards Czar

    Cards Czar The Bird is the Word

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    Shane does like his Pork Butt!
     
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    WisconsinCard Herfin BIg Time Contributor

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    I'm still trying to figure out how he got jersey?

    #comingfromaguywhomarrieduptoo
     
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    Did you not see the Zero option above?






    :Dj/k
     
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    MrYeahbut 4 Food groups: beans, chili, cheese, bacon Contributor

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    He's channeling his inner Bob Uecker.
     

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