Injured players (who were injured when Keim signed AND traded for them)! Vance Johnson (even though Keim personally chose Vance as KK DC because he didn’t trust the HC he just hired to make his own staff)!
... Keim ran out of gas. Keim… Keim… had a flat tire. Keim didn't have enough money
fare. His tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town
. Someone stole Keim’s car. There was an earthquake
. A terrible flood. Locusts! It wasn't Keim’s fault
, I swear to God!”