Evil Ash
Henchman Supreme
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Can't believe it? You're not alone
By Scott Bordow, Tribune Columnist
March 13, 2006
Edgerrin James has a gold tooth and a silver tongue.
The Cardinals have never looked so good. And sounded so sexy.
I still can't believe it.
Edgerrin James a Cardinal?
That's truly March Madness.
This isn't just the biggest free agent signing in franchise history. (There's not even a close second, by the way.) The Cardinals have reinvented themselves.
Never before have they signed a premier player at the height of his career. Arizona has been a great place to visit; the league's best players just didn't want to live here.
James altered that reality with one stroke of the pen. He's 9,226 yards and 64 touchdowns of credibility, the most unexpected free agent signing since Reggie White joined the Green Bay Packers in 1993.
Yes, the Cardinals gave James more money (four years, $30 million) than he would have gotten from any other team. But Arizona has been the highest bidder before, and players have taken the first plane out of town.
James left the Indianapolis Colts. He left Peyton Manning and Marvin Harrison.
To come to Arizona. To one winning season in 18 years.
Fifteen paragraphs later, and I still don't believe it.
"I'm not scared to take a chance," James said. "I'm not scared to do something different. . . . OK, it's a risk. But, hey, I'm a poker player."
While we're marveling at James' decision, how about a round of applause for the Cardinals? They haven't even played a game in their new stadium, and they're throwing money around like Donald Trump.
Next thing you know, Bill Bidwill will have a comb-over.
"We said we'd be very aggressive. This was the ‘very’ part of it," vice president Michael Bidwill said.
Not that this is a big deal, but the Cardinals' Web site crashed for 15 minutes Sunday because traffic was so heavy. The site's hosting company said the volume of hits was 10 times higher than the previous high, set the day Pat Tillman died.
You can bet, too, that the Cardinals will sell a few thousand more season tickets now that there's an Edge to their team.
"If there was one team that could benefit from signing the marquee free agent this year, it was definitely the Cardinals," said Drew Rosenhaus, James' agent. James will be the face of the franchise this season, and if his press conference Sunday was any indication, he'll be an easy sell.
He jokingly asked Green if the players could follow his fashion statement and wear black shoes. He talked about playing in the Cardinals' new "convertible" stadium — "the weather is nice, tell Mr. Bidwill to drop the top," — and suggested Arizona should have "victory Mondays" off like the Colts did.
He also dismissed the Cardinals' history as old news.
"I went through it in Indianapolis," he said. "We didn't have nobody coming to the games. It wasn't automatic sellouts. We had the blackout looming every week. Now it's a big ticket."
James doesn't change all that's wrong with the Cardinals' world. There's that soft offensive line to fix, and Green better find a competent backup for quarterback Kurt Warner. John Navarre isn't going to get the job done.
But you have permission to let your imagination run wild. Warner, James, Anquan Boldin and Larry Fitzgerald could be the gridiron version of the Phoenix Suns. If the defense is just good enough, the playoffs won't be a foreign language.
"If Edgerrin James averages 100 yards a game, we will be a successful playoff team," Green said.
For once, Green may not be blowing more hot air than the Goodyear blimp.
Edgerrin James is a Cardinal. I've written it.
But I still can't believe it.
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