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  1. kerouac9

    #content mill spinning up! What do you want to hear about?

    Hey y’all. The bloom is already coming off the OTAs, and the Cards haven’t announced when training camp will open yet, but it’s likely coming in mid-July. This board is quiet due to many high-volume posters being dead and also chronic mismanagement by ownership and his cronies, toadies, and...
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    “Who would stop this Cardinals offense?”

    LOL. Comments are great.
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    Project Malik Willis’s Upside

    Many people are saying that Malik Willis is our best hope for competitive football in 2026. Based on your current feeling, what is Malik Willis’s ceiling as a starting QB over the next three seasons?
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    On to San Francisco

    What Arizona Cardinals casuals attend this game? Any? At least the 49ers wear red so it won’t be so obvious?
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    Authoritative 2025 Head Coach Power Rankings and Tiers

    Hall of Famers 1. Andy Reid (KC) - Reid is a staggering 127 games over .500 and a three-time Super Bowl Champion. He hasn't had a losing season since 2012. He hasn't had consecutive losing seasons in his 26-year career. And, also, today I learned that he's a Mormon. 2. Sean McVay (LAR) - He's 28...
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    Authoritative 2025 Starting QB Power Ranking/Tiers

    Tier 1: The Elite 1. Patrick Mahomes, KC - He's not the GOAT yet, but he's definitely GOAT-shaped. 2. Lamar Jackson, BAL - An absolute unicorn. You should be suspicious of anyone who tries to diminsh his greatness. 3. Josh Allen, BUF - I can't remember a guy who went from meme to MVP the way...
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    BRUH Cam Thomas is still on the team

    Legit forgot this guy existed. He was drafted 87th overall! He was drafted higher than Elijah Jones was in his draft class. WTH happened with this guy?
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    Euro 2024

    Great soccer out there. Even better gambling. Having three games from 6 to noon during the week is the absolute best.
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    Waiting and seeing

    I know it feels like I’m coming into threads pretty hot on the dark side on many threads, but I’m pretty excited about this season. Vibes are good, the coaching staff has earned the benefit of the doubt, and there’s no question the talent has been upgraded over the 2023 roster. While I don’t...
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    Champions League 2024

    I called Dortmund and PSG farmers teams in my post-tryout parent chat tonight. Great game today, but it’s hard to fight the feeling that all of these clubs are going to be rolled by Real. I like the CBS studio show, but their commentary in-game is DIRE.
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    TIME TO GET RICH: Kyler Passing O/U

    Kyler Murray passing yards O/U is 3385.5 right now on Bet MGM. BRUH. Also Malik Nabers is +1100 for OROY. Get on that right now. Let's all retire early.
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    UNCENSORED 2024 Draft Thread

    A tradition unlike any other. Posts only—please don’t harsh the vibe with tweets. I think the Cards stick and pick at 4 and take a surprise defensive player at 27.
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    What is your definition of "haul"?

    I love specificity. I hate ambiguity. So let's put it on the record before the draft: What is your definition of a "haul" that would convince you to trade out of the fourth overall pick? How large a pile of magic beans would it take to trade? According to the DraftTek website, our pick is...
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    Who Starts Week 1 at Wide Receiver?

    Did you know that if the season started today, the Arizona Cardinals would likely start Greg Dortch, Michael Wilson, and either Chris Moore or Zach Pascal at wideout? This is intolerable. So it's time to get into the prediction business and guess at what our starting WR group will be in Week...
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    Season Starts TOMORROW: What's your record prediction??

    What do you think? Projected starting lineup: Offense: QB - Kyler Murray, Desmond Ridder, Clayton Tune RB - James Conner, Michael Carter TE - Trey McBride, Elijah Higgins LT - Jonah Williams, Kelvin Beachum LG - Elijah Wilkinson. Carter O'Donnell C - Hjalte Froholdt, Jon Gaines RG - Will...
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    Cityzen’s corner

    #liveforever Phil Foden is a cousin. This is a safe space for Cityzens who don’t want to be accused of being front running bandwagoners.
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    EXTREMELY SAD LIST :cryemoji:

    Cardinals All-Time Rushing Leaders What even is this? Kyler Murray is currently the Arizona Cardinals 16th all-time leading rusher. David Johnson is in the top 10 after having like 1.5 good seasons. James Conner should enter the top 10 this season, and he's only been here three years. Forget...
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    Time for a Soccer-specific forum?

    I think there are enough soccer fans on ASFN to support a forum outside "World Sports"? Especially with World Cup USA a couple years away?
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    Future of Hollywood Brown as a Cardinal

    Go on the record about what you think WILL HAPPEN. Discuss what you think should happen below.
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    Definitive Ranking of Copper State Cardinals Head Coaches

    1. Bruce Arians (41-30-1) - I'm still baffled by the number of posters here who were done with Bruce Arians after he went 8-8 in a season where Blane Gabbert and Drew Stanton combined for nine starts and 32 year Aridian Peterson was the leading rusher. 2. Ken Whisenhunt (45-51) - Haters gonna...
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    Definitive Ranking of the NFL's 32 Starting Quarterbacks

    1. Patrick Mahomes (KC) - Mahomes might be the best quarterback I've ever seen play on a down-to-down basis. 2. Josh Allen (BUF) - Allen's highs are as good as anyone (non-Mahomes division). He's managed to reduce the amount of low plays this year. 3. Lamar Jackson (BAL) - He's the MVP and...
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    Looking Ahead: Arizona Cardinals 2026 Roster

    The Cards have 58 players under contract for the 2024 season. This is good; last offseason GM Monti Ossenfort didn't have enough players to fill his roster before free agency even if you added in walking-dead players like WR DeAndre Hopkins. This year the Cards could have a lively spring...
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    Snap Counts + Thoughts: Week 18 vs Seahawks

    Thoughts: - This game was fun as heck, especially as exemplified by the fact that Prater and Gillikin got offensive snaps as part of a wild fake field goal. - Cards played a lot of three-TE sets to protect both of their tackles. - WR Michael Wilson finished the year strong with an extremely...
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    OT -- NFL.com is garbage now

    The app is even worse. It wasn't that long ago where I could go to nfl.com to find stats and standings and depth charts and all sorts of good stuff. Now it only exists to sell me NFL+, which I do not want. I can't even find scores easily. The way I get NFL scores and stats is through my ESPN...
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    Week 17 Snap Counts + Thoughts (at E-A-G-L-E-S Eagles)

    Thoughts: Really tight offensive rotation. Interesting that Michael Wilson and Greg Dortch got the lion's share of the snaps. Zach Pascal had 17 snaps and zero targets. Team's not worried about managing James Conner's snaps this late in the year. Has to be a season high in snaps and touches...

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