I don't think the newest Plummet fan appreciated my take on Jake...
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Well, if I could talk to the Chiefs' secondary coach, I'd tell him....
1) Plummer can't read more than half the field, at least until he, "Cuts down on his mistakes and makes better decisions."
2) Plummer cannot beat the blitz, or any other situation that involves him being in a position to, "Cut down on his mistakes and make better decisions."
If I could only talk to Kubiak, I'd save him some headaches with some friendly advice...
1) His little girly hands are good for about 10 TO's per year, probably more in the balmy Denver weather. It's alright though. Fumbling the snap from center will disappear just as soon as he, "Cuts down on his mistakes and makes better decisions."
2) The first time Shannon Sharpe is left jumping up and down, waiving his arms, and then sort of just holding them up with a confused look on his face, I'd just tell him, "Don't worry. He'll cut down on his mistakes and make better decisions."
3) When ten yard outs become a scoring opportunity for either team, I'd tell him, "Well no crap, he's got one of the weakest arms in the league."
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