THE Newcastle United FC thread

[Mulli]

Epic relegation battle amirite

 

[Stout]

Epic relegation battle amirite

Bears gonna pull a Kyler Murray/Kliffy this year.

Don't @ me!

 

[Stout]

Tried to piss it away against a 10 man Burnley, of all teams, by going cowardly and cringy at the end, for some effing reason. I'll take the 3 points, but this trend must stop or Howe won't survive.

 

[Stout]

F'ing Newcastle, man.

 

[Stout]

This is it. Derby day. I dub Woltemade today's honorable Shola Ameobi, aka "Mackem slayer." C'mon boys. Howe-way the lads!

Oh, one thing, Howe. You have got to bench Joelinton for the kid. MUST.

 

[Stout]

Well, that didn't age well.

This loss falls squarely on the shoulders of Eddie Howe. Another approach to a derby game like this and he should be fired. Absolutely inexcusable. 4-5-1, park the bus, and pray you can hit on the counter? With that much more talent that Sunderpuke? You're freaking striker is freaking defending your freaking goal on a non set piece?

Criminal offense. Cowardly. Coaching scared just gave Sunderpuke life and allowed them to run rampant for a whole half and then pushed them into an OG. Oh, oh then Howe decides to change the game plan. Wonderful. Too freaking late, you cornholio.

Howe is enemy #1 today for Newcastle. Enemy number freaking 1.

 

[Mulli]

That was butt football.