Cardinals- "We are giving you a chance, I mean another chance, or rather some more chances to prove yourself... kind of like those solicitors who tell you this is your final notice, when it's not"
Williams- "What do you mean by all these 'chances'? I also don't need any car insurance"
Cardinals- "Ya know, maybe this time we just might let you play an extra 4 games till we cut and sign you again"
Williams- "You guys are weird, but I am desperate, so I'll sign"
Williams starts signing his name and Michael grabs his pen and stops him
Cardinals- "We apologize, you are not who we thought you were as Denny Green might not say"
A disgruntle Darrel hands the official signing pen back to Michael but Michael feels bad and says, "hell, you can keep it, we have a lot of those"
Williams goes back to his hotel and can't sleep after this ordeal, so he takes out the fancy pen and sees the inscription 'Kerwynn Williams'