Kobe and Rape

jenna2891

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here's the thing: i hate kobe, i hate the lakers, i hate rape. on the other hand, i love the suns, i love good jokes, i love consensual sex.

all that being established, can we please stop with the kobe/rape jokes?

don't get me wrong, i could give a flying fork about kobe or his itty bitty feewings. but we suns fans are better than these jokes. we hate the lakers, so clearly we are bright people. our smack should be fresh and intelligent. at this point, a kobe rape joke is the equivalent of someone being called "phil" when they promise pictures.

to a lakers' fan, a joke of this nature will not serve to smack them, but rather it garners a big :rolleyes:. think about it, suns fans, what's your reaction every time an idiot lakers fan posts this:

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if you are like me, your reaction is this: :rolleyes: "brilliant retort, a-hole!"

for us, the suns fans' sake, can we please retire the kobe/rape jokes? we are better than this. we are smarter than this. join me, won't you?
 

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jenna is so smart, she may as well be a lakers fan.
 

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I guess we are alike in that we both harp on "Things that never happened", Kobe being a rapist and the Suns winning anything.

Randy Johnson is a arsonist!
 
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I'm a Lakers fan, not a Kobe fan, so bang on him all you want. :shrug:
 

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I'm a Lakers fan, not a Kobe fan, so bang on him all you want. :shrug:

One of the things I admire about you BIM! :thumbup:

Do you still like the Dbacks, despite Randy Johnson burning down that old woman's house?
 

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here's the thing: i hate kobe, i hate the lakers, i hate rape. on the other hand, i love the suns, i love good jokes, i love consensual sex.

all that being established, can we please stop with the kobe/rape jokes?

don't get me wrong, i could give a flying fork about kobe or his itty bitty feewings. but we suns fans are better than these jokes. we hate the lakers, so clearly we are bright people. our smack should be fresh and intelligent. at this point, a kobe rape joke is the equivalent of someone being called "phil" when they promise pictures.

to a lakers' fan, a joke of this nature will not serve to smack them, but rather it garners a big :rolleyes:. think about it, suns fans, what's your reaction every time an idiot lakers fan posts this:



if you are like me, your reaction is this: :rolleyes: "brilliant retort, a-hole!"

for us, the suns fans' sake, can we please retire the kobe/rape jokes? we are better than this. we are smarter than this. join me, won't you?


:notworthy
 

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Hey, Kobe himself said last year that "playing physical excites him."

Oops...sorry, Jenna...I should know better. :D
 

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jenna is so smart, she may as well be a lakers fan.

Smart enough NOT to be one

you disgust me.

He disgusts all of us

I'm a Lakers fan, not a Kobe fan, so bang on him all you want. :shrug:

Not my type. Sorry

Hey, Kobe himself said last year that "playing physical excites him."
and you?

True.

He has always been great at forcing the issue.

:D

Nothing can stop him from putting it in the hole....

He gives a whole new meaning to "serving up a facial"....

:lmao:

2004 called. It wanted it's "witty" responses back.

:deadhorse:

Did you give them back?
 

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