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Man, my wife hates her some Tiger, for obvious reasons. But I'm sitting here playing on the laptop with ESPN on in the back ground and my Lady busts out with "Wow, keep it classy ESPIN." I swear this is true, I asked what happened and she said the guy just said watching Tiger play now is like watching fat Elvis. Than she mentioned how much they used to glorify him while getting high ratings, than they roasted him while getting high ratings, and now they don't care one bit about him because he doesn't bring the ratings.

I kinda side with her, but I still think it's funny. Tiger thought the world was his personal sperm bank in my eyes, which is fine if you aint got a ring on. I thought Tiger was the bomb back in the day and the Nike campaign pimped him beautifully. I shouldn't enjoy it when someone stumbles on their path, I should learn from it and widen my own by doing so. My wife is one smart woman.

(put it in the smack shack, I don't know why)
 

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Maybe if he woudl stop doing this on the gold course, they wouldn't say it.
 

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