Dude that is low budget...sorry to hear that..but there is always the memory of the Playboy mansion to get you through the tough timesabomb said:
SECTION 11 said:happy birthday! now quit yer whinin' and fetch me up some cheesewhiz!
Gnomad said:in times like these I ask myself... WWVD. What Would Vlad (the Impaler) Do?

it's catchy, and has a beat you can dance toabomb said:Jeter, Jeter, A-Rod Eater
Had Mariah, couldn't keep 'er
Why'd he lose her, well I say,
it's because that Jeter's ****-****-****!