Treesquid PhD
Pardon my Engrish
Of course D'Antoni made JJ break his face! Don't you see, if the Suns/D'Antoni had moved JJ for a bunch of also rans w/ bloated contracts, JJ wouldn't have been on the Suns to break his face, but instead the Suns would've had superstar level players like Sharif Abdul Rahim.
Or, if he would've cut JJs minutes in half, and given the remainder of them to Paul Shirley and Steven Hunter, then surely it would've lowered JJs chances of breaking his face (never mind it would've also lowered the Suns scoring and winning, but shhhh). Or if they could've kept Keon Clark or Brevin Knight, then surely we'd be counting our titles by now.
If only the Suns would learn to move All Star/All NBA players for guys like Al Horford, Mike Bibby, Ron Artest, Louis Scola, Corey Maggette, etc., then the Suns would be winners for sure!
Don't forget Michael Olowokandi, I don't know why we don't have him on the team and why we aren't running the O through him.