You are SO full of crap. NO WAY did that happen.hmmm... interesting story.
that reminds me of this one time, i had a cousin who played for villanova. they were having a shoot around before a game one day when an unicorn walked in and challenged the whole team to a game of bump out. of course my cousin and the team were all "whatever, unicorn! we can totally take you!" so they start playing and the unicorn is actually making them sweat a little. he's not too bad. so it gets down to the end and just my cousin, a backup forward named mickey "big knees" malloy and the unicorn are left. my cousin hits his shot, the unicorn misses and then big knees comes in right behind him and makes the shot, knocking out the unicorn. the whole team goes crazy over the win, that is, until the unicorn stabbed big knees in the stomach with his horn and flew out the window.
so, as this story clearly illustrates, marion is not too hot on defense.
Unicorns don't have wings. It didn't fly out no damn window. You're such a liar.