Custom Jersey: What to get?

[SECTION 11]

Boldin?
Pace?
SECTION 11?
Half ass monkey boy?


What number is Boldin again?

 

[General Chaos]

I think he is 81

 

[mdamien13]

Get those Boldin jerseys now. I'm trying to decide between him and Pace but Boldin did win WWII for the Allies during the bye week and you gotta cheer for a war hero.

 

[justAndy]

....

"SECTION" and the number 11 - obvious, and I'll be able to yell "Arizona Sports Fans Network!" if I see you...

 

[maddogkf]

Originally posted by mdamien13
Get those Boldin jerseys now. I'm trying to decide between him and Pace but Boldin did win WWII for the Allies during the bye week and you gotta cheer for a war hero.

He also shot down the red baron in WWI over France

 

[azdad1978]

Originally posted by SECTION 11
Boldin?
Pace?
SECTION 11?
Half ass monkey boy?





I can see your jersey now Section 11. The jersey # will be 11 and the name will be half ass monkey boy!!! Oh yeah get the white jersey.

 

[40yearfan]

Originally posted by maddogkf


He also shot down the red baron in WWI over France

<p>Was that before of after he built the Eifel Tower?

 

[Assface]

Boldin: more courage than all of France.

 

[Assface]

Originally posted by SECTION 11
Boldin?
Pace?
SECTION 11?
Half ass monkey boy?


What number is Boldin again?

Go with half ass monkey boy and you can throw poo at the other team and their fans.

 

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

first of all, if you order it, they won't put anything disparaging on the jersey. beef, my other bro and i tried. we wanted to get the following jerseys:

Plunger
Suckadicka
Wadsocrap
Shittman

we ordered 'em and our orders were cancelled. i'll bet you run into the same thing with half ass monkey boy.

but, we all know you're longing to be just like me, so why don't you wait until my O-fficial announcement manana and get a 55 jersey with my new moniker on it? get it in red. XL. then send it to me. i'll autograph it and return it. sure . . . i'll return it . . .

 

[CardAvenger]

Get a Rod Tidwell jersey. He'll ALWAYS be a Cardinal.

 

[azdad1978]

Originally posted by PHXSPORTS4LIFE
first of all, if you order it, they won't put anything disparaging on the jersey. beef, my other bro and i tried. we wanted to get the following jerseys:

Plunger
Suckadicka
Wadsocrap
Shittman

we ordered 'em and our orders were cancelled. i'll bet you run into the same thing with half ass monkey boy.

but, we all know you're longing to be just like me, so why don't you wait until my O-fficial announcement manana and get a 55 jersey with my new moniker on it? get it in red. XL. then send it to me. i'll autograph it and return it. sure . . . i'll return it . . .

Can we have that in writing?

 

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

isn't that what i just provided?

 

[maddogkf]

Originally posted by PHXSPORTS4LIFE
isn't that what i just provided?

You provided a service. Under AZ law, there is no tax exemption for supllying a service. Therefore, you are taxed at an ungodly rate of 8.1% (assume that you are in Chandler), then tack on the 1.2% state tax.

 

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

Originally posted by maddogkf
You provided a service. Under AZ law, there is no tax exemption for supllying a service. Therefore, you are taxed at an ungodly rate of 8.1% (assume that you are in Chandler), then tack on the 1.2% state tax.

thank goodness i don't live in chandler. for many reasons. no offense.

 

[azdad1978]

Originally posted by maddogkf
You provided a service. Under AZ law, there is no tax exemption for supllying a service. Therefore, you are taxed at an ungodly rate of 8.1% (assume that you are in Chandler), then tack on the 1.2% state tax.

yeah same thing what maddog said

 

[ASUCHRIS]

Originally posted by SECTION 11
Boldin?
Pace?
SECTION 11?
Half ass monkey boy?


What number is Boldin again?

If you get anything other than Boldin, you are clincally insane. Better get two or three, just to be safe....

 

[jf-08]

Re: Re: Custom Jersey: What to get?

Originally posted by ASUCHRIS
If you get anything other than Boldin, you are clincally insane. Better get two or three, just to be safe....

I hope he was joking when he said he didn't know what number Anquan was.

 

[ASUCHRIS]

Re: Re: Re: Custom Jersey: What to get?

Originally posted by jkf296
I hope he was joking when he said he didn't know what number Anquan was.

Duh, of course he is, everybody knows he is 81, and 8+1=9, which is the number of planets in our solar system.....perhaps a reference to the fact Anquan created our solar system? Screw the big bang!

 

[maddogkf]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Custom Jersey: What to get?

Originally posted by ASUCHRIS
Duh, of course he is, everybody knows he is 81, and 8+1=9, which is the number of planets in our solar system.....perhaps a reference to the fact Anquan created our solar system? Screw the big bang!

 

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

OMG do we need the preseason already . . .

 

[Assface]

That's his nickname now, the Big Bang.

 

[jf-08]

Originally posted by Floridacard
That's his nickname now, the Big Bang.

Classic. Anquan "Big Bang" Boldin!