I'm seeing it all over. Why are we big johnning all over the place? I like inside jokes. I used to be part of them. I'd like to be again one day.
Ok, I have been absent for a bit. What is the "Big John" meme here?
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blame it on stout...he wants the team to be littered with guys well endowed with huge talent. Thus Big Johns(ons)
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I mean, if this is the thread to make fun of that horrible naming, Im all in. In people referencing that when in possession of a high pick, needing to draft premier talent ie: a stud; Stout, ever willing to show his age, used a 35 year old WWF reference of Big John Studd, and started calling them "big Johns" instead, and somehow did it enough that a handful of people have gotten on board. Its actually a little embarrassing.
Stout
A handful of fairy tales from the story bag...
Embarrassing comedy is my thing, baby. You can say I'm the Big John of dad jokes
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Put away your sausage and understand the story of 'Big John'
Big Bad John / Jimmy Dean on Youtube
Big Bad John / Jimmy Dean on Youtube
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I don't know him THAT way
Discretion is the better part of valor brother
You hadn't been gone that long. Big John: i.e. - "It's not about X's and O's it's about Jimmy and Joe's!"
Reminded me of a kid that played on my high school football team; his name was "Jimmy Joe Assalone! We called him "Lemy", as in Le' my Ass alone! True story, I sh*t you not!
some dumb guy
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Now I remember why I don't remember too much about high school....
HerefortheCards
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Ok I have a “true story I swear,” name as well.
When I was in the Navy I served with a Seaman Guzzler. And it was a Woman. She didn’t really think it through when picking her branch when it came to rank and name combos. LOL
I’m sure she was very happy to make Petty Officer. I was only in A school with her.
Stout
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My last name's Ketchum, so I wisely joined the Army
I knew some Ketchums from TexasMy last name's Ketchum, so I wisely joined the Army
Stout
A handful of fairy tales from the story bag...
Mine are originally from Oklahoma. I'm told they're okay.
Like most things you can blame Mulli for Stout and his use of Big John
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Stout
A handful of fairy tales from the story bag...
Thank you for correctly crediting me for this brilliant addition to the board *bows*Like most things you can blame Mulli for Stout and his use of Big John
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No, we aren't drafting a DT high with Stills and these 2 signings. A DE perhaps. By DE, do you mean an Edge player?
