Why Your Team Sucks: Arizona Cardinals

[kerouac9]

A tradition unlike any other:

Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Arizona Cardinals | Defector

Every Sunday, Cards fan sit in traffic for 45 minutes inside a souped-up Ram Super Duty, stroking an AR-15, waiting to get into the stadium so that they can get into a fistfight there with someone wearing a David Johnson jersey.

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[cardpa]

Now that was a funny read. Too bad it also held some truths.

 

[gmabel830]

Shocked at the lack of a #birdcity reference. They clearly don’t know us at all!

 

[MadCardDisease]

I love these! So awesome!

 

[MadCardDisease]

Shocked at the lack of a #birdcity reference. They clearly don’t know us at all!

It's down towards the bottom:

They keep trying to make #BirdCity happen, which is so ******* stupid. Bird City sounds like a ****** emo pop band.

 

[gmabel830]

It's down towards the bottom:

Ahh, I missed it. Thanks!

And the rant from Will is so spot on it’s depressing!

 

[MadCardDisease]

The Seattle one is pretty damn funny as well:

you can’t spell “Seattle” without SETTLE

 

[Krangodnzr]

The funny thing about the stadium criticism is that SoFi Stadium here in LA sucks so much more. Nothing cool around the stadium at all. It's literally built in ugly, suburban ghetto. Parking is like $100. The food selection is abysmal and there is no AC. LA can get into the high 90s during the early part of the NFL season and you sweat your butt off.

 

[MadCardDisease]

OH man the Commanders one is brutal. LOL

Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Washington Commanders | Defector

Move these ******* to Neptune and it still won’t be far enough away.

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[jf-08]

I don't get why he mentioned we lost to the Lions against our old QB.

 

[phillycard]

Now that was a funny read. Too bad it also held some truths.

It always does. LOL.

 

[TJ]

Made the mistake of reading this during a session and now I look stupid