The official mandatory mini camp thread 06/08/26-06/10/26

[some dumb guy]

There's just no way to sugar coat how bad this off-season has been.

Like Chernobyl bad.

Aaah, if the cardinals are Chernobyl bad, teams would be scared to death of coming here...maybe black plague bad, no...the worst I can think of is, sunburn bad

 

[kerouac9]

When you are predicted to go winless things like this become a big deal.

But when we are 0-5 to start the season Im sure youll be ok with that.

Nah. I don’t care about any of this. The upside of having a bad roster is these guys will kill themselves to stick in the NFL for one more year.

Can’t take the media heat. Monti and Bidwill act like they’re the Patriots. What a cowardly and embarrassing front office.

MLF must have so many regrets already.

Nah. Coaches back to Whis have been doing this. They’d go bowling or whatever.

If you understand that these are fake practices then this is easier to swallow.

 

[kerouac9]

Aaah, if the cardinals are Chernobyl bad, teams would be scared to death of coming here...maybe black plague bad, no...the worst I can think of is, sunburn bad

Chlymidia bad

 

[Shane]

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[schutd]

Chlymidia bad

simple antibiotic cure. This is simplex 2.

 

[some dumb guy]

Chlymidia bad

Oh, dude, you must be on the wrong dating site...
Try 1 800 NO FRICKIN CHLYMIDIA...EXTENSION...NO FRIKIN CHLYMIDIA
I mean, it's just a suggestion

 

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

A total projection, but I think it's tough for players to see this as a fresh start when Monti and Rallis are still here.

To an extent, but all of the other coaches are new, right? That’s substantial. And I’m guessing MLF brings a very different vibe than Gannon. That’s material.

 

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

No. They want to cut Brissett. Then they don’t have the consistent reminder of the incompetence of this organization (just the low-level background noise).

You can be fun and bad. It’s what the Saints were last season. Arguably that’s what the 2023 Cardinals were. There’s very little path to that with a QB battery of Minshew and Beck. Even if those guys turn out to be better options, at least you find out on the field.

And I’m pretty sure you’re the one who has the marshmallow problem wrong, even in your conception. If you wait five minutes, you do get two marshmallows at the end.

You’re cheering for 18 weeks of the most hopeless football imaginable and could end up with Marvin Harrison Jr.

Yeah I’m pretty sure got the study wrong. In your marshmallow theory you’re injecting a different variable that doesn’t exist in the original - the possibility that the second marshmallow is rancid. While that’s true, it’s also not part of the marshmallow thesis or study.

 

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

I feel like this franchise has failed at this approach for most of its existence.

Most bad franchises do. But they don’t have alternatives. They have to hope for the lottery ticket. The Larry Fitzgerald.

 

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This is just dumb on Brissett’s part.

 

[RON_IN_OC]

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I'm old enough to remember when Jacoby Brissett was named the starter before the draft.

 

[Adrian]

If you missed it? Today's practice has been canceled

Next up TC. 07/22/26

 

[Harry]

Proctor injury just shows the Curse of the Bidwill’s is still in place.

 

[kerouac9]

To an extent, but all of the other coaches are new, right? That’s substantial. And I’m guessing MLF brings a very different vibe than Gannon. That’s material.

No. OLB coach Matt Feeney and DBs coach Christian Garcia are also back.

 

[Mark22]

Seriously.............You come from a championship organization to the most dysfunctional pro sports franchise in the history of sports.

To avoid having to talk about your 1-11 QB holding out you just cancel practice for the day.

Quite the cherry on top of the crap sundae that has been served to you by your crap GM and crap Owner. Both of whom are terrible at what they do but you will be blamed and fired when the team fails again.

As miserable as you seem with this organization why do you continue to root for this team? Just curious

 

[some dumb guy]

As miserable as you seem with this organization why do you continue to root for this team? Just curious

602 is going through the stages of loss and grief due to Murray being cut. He's gone through the denial stage and is now in the anger stage...

 

[LoyaltyisaCurse]

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[RON_IN_OC]

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BJ ojulari is an OLB, not DL. Myth Busted!

 

[602 Native]

As miserable as you seem with this organization why do you continue to root for this team? Just curious

Cards fans continue to show they don’t know what a fan is.

Have you ever been to a real NFL city and not the soft Phoenix market we have here?

 

[some dumb guy]

Cards fans continue to show they don’t know what a fan is.

Have you ever been to a real NFL city and not the soft Phoenix market we have here?

I'll have to agree with 602 on this one. My wife and I took a vacation to San Fransico and unbeknownst to me, she packed all cardinals' shirts/jerseys for me to wear. Let's just say, there were comments!!

 

[602 Native]

Totally Pathetic

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