I don’t know, I just don’t. They do seem like little kids. And this is a free country I should be able to not care about fictional characters!Why not? It's hard to think of a worse everyday existence than that. You never sleep, do anything for recreation (that isn't crazypants stuff the company comes up with), etc.
I also absolutely loved Mr. Milchick’s performance review. I once had a boss who criticized the way I stapled.