1. Seattle:So KC took your noise record during your Bye week, huh, Seattle? Don't worry, you can take it back when the Cowboys come to town in 2 weeks.
2. Broncos:I am all about moral victories here. If you take the #1 team to OT and barely lose to a coin toss, you are #2 in my book. The bye week did nothing but make Denver's loss even more impressive in my book.
3. Bengals:What is the sweet Lord is going on with top teams getting Byes this week?
4. Cardinals:Ok, Bye Week. Now you're starting to piss me off.
5. Niners:They deconstructed the Eagles, a previously unbeaten East Coast team, so they must be Top 5. Everything is all right. No need to listen to rumors of dysfunction, since winning cures everything.
6. Chargers:The best football is being played out west. Don't be surprised if both western divisions get 3 playoff teams this year.
7. Cowboys:Best running game in the NFL? Maybe. Even though dismantling the Saints when they travel is starting to get a little automatic, you have to respect the butt-kicking that America's Team put on New Orleans.
8. Chiefs:They made Tom Brady look oooooooold. Only Top 10 teams get to make Tom Brady look like Derek Jeter. BTW, which of those guys do you think had a more charmed life? God I hate them.
9. Lions:Who'd have thought their defense would be carrying that offense? If they start clicking on offense, no one beats this team. Of course, I think once Megatron starts dominating again, Suh will do something stupid to counter it.
10. Ravens/Packers:You tell me which team had the more impressive win on Sunday. I can't pick.