OT: Mark Sanchez stabbed and hospitalized in Indianapolis

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it happens man - we ordered portillos once - took over and hour and the app wasn't working - portillos didn't know what was going on - then we saw a door dasher delivering food next door but it was too dark out to make out the bag - so i went out there with a knife...

(the food actually never left portillos - we got free food the next day)
 

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wait...
did marky franchise get shanked by a senior citizen??
sanchez is a big guy and door dashers usually carry protection of some sort - report sounds like sanchez got into the dashers car where im guessing the knife play happened? i don't know why sanchez would have a knife but he mighta got stabbed - took it and then returned the favor
 

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sanchez is a big guy and door dashers usually carry protection of some sort - report sounds like sanchez got into the dashers car where im guessing the knife play happened? i don't know why sanchez would have a knife but he mighta got stabbed - took it and then returned the favor
I dunno...but kudos to doordash for hiring ex cons...
gonna be great when the report comes out that sanchez was shanked with a ground down toothbrush... an ISD,,,improvised shanking device
 

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This is where a UCLA fan would suggest it's a USC thing.
I’ve got a pile of USC jokes, but considering Sanchez is in critical
This is where a UCLA fan would suggest it's a USC thing.
i have my usual USC jokes at the ready but considering he’s in critical condition after surgery I’m going to leave ‘em on the shelf.

My first thought is his kids. Their lives just got turned upside down.
 

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I’ve got a pile of USC jokes, but considering Sanchez is in critical

i have my usual USC jokes at the ready but considering he’s in critical condition after surgery I’m going to leave ‘em on the shelf.

My first thought is his kids. Their lives just got turned upside down.

I am not seeing he's in critical condition is that being reported somewhere? I saw he got stabbed in an altercation that it appears he started by climbing into a door dashers car but I haven't seen the critical condition report
 

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I am not seeing he's in critical condition is that being reported somewhere? I saw he got stabbed in an altercation that it appears he started by climbing into a door dashers car but I haven't seen the critical condition report
We were traveling (Fresno and back) for a fair and the way I first heard it reported was that he was in critical condition after being stabbed.
 

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We were traveling (Fresno and back) for a fair and the way I first heard it reported was that he was in critical condition after being stabbed.

Indy Star said he was originally admitted in critical condition updated to stable.

The 69 year old man parked his truck in the back of a restaurant to collect used cooking oil(?), Sanchez started screaming at him, entered the car and started beating the guy. In self defense the guy stabbed Sanchez.

Sanchez faces 3 charges when he's out of the hospital.

From what has been reported Sanchez was intoxicated

 

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Indy Star said he was originally admitted in critical condition updated to stable.

The 69 year old man parked his truck in the back of a restaurant to collect used cooking oil(?), Sanchez started screaming at him, entered the car and started beating the guy. In self defense the guy stabbed Sanchez.

Sanchez faces 3 charges when he's out of the hospital.

From what has been reported Sanchez was intoxicated

haha so sanchez tried to f around with some old hippie and found out
 
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