OT: Jerry Jones new boat

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  1. Southpaw

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    Heard an hilarious story about why Jerry had this 358 foot $250 million yacht built. Seems Jerry was the only owner that voted no when Shad Kahn wanted to buy the Jaguars. Khan was admitted to the good old NFL boys club in spite of Jerry's protest. Kahn never forgot. Kahn invited every NFL owner to a private party on his yacht, Jerry included. Before leaving the party, in plain view, Jerry urinated on the boats tile floor entranceway leaving what became a permanent stain. Kahn did not replace the stainede piece and enjoys telling his guests that that spot was Jerry's pee stain. To one up Kahn, Jerry commissioned the building of this yacht and specified it had to be 5 feet longer. Now that is one monumental pizzing contest.


    SS Jerry

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    i hope he takes some starved immigrants and offer them a nice stay on his boat and some quality food
     
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    crisper57 Open the Roof!

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    No word yet if the name of the new boat is "Plantation"
     
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    Ha! The veritable definition of "trickle-down economics." :beer:
     
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    Lol!

    But we can't tax the rich more because they won't be able to feed their families..
     
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    What makes you entitled to their money?


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    I don't believe the pissing story for a second it's BS and you know it
     
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    If I knew it wasn't , I wouldn't have posted. Why would you doubt it? Heard it live on Miami radio show 790 as told by Brett Romberg long time NFL O lineman. Tell him.

    https://theticketmiami.radio.com/hosts/brett-romberg
     
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    Because civilized people like that aren't going to piss on the floor intentionally. It's a BS story and whoever cooked it up is an imbecile
     
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    The story in the original post is really not believable. It feels like it was created in the dark corners of reddit.
     
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    NJCardFan, I don't want their money. I just want my money back that they stole, by not paying their FAIR share of taxes, like I had to do. :)
     
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    It was more a pun than any sort of political statement. See, Jerry's getting up there in years...peeing on a yacht...yachts sometimes travel on "streams"...old people are prone to BPH and stuff. Any of this ringing a bell?

    I just want to know if he remembered to zip up! :D
     
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    Ouchie-Z-Clown I'm better than Mulli!

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    Wait if the uber wealthy pay their fair share of taxes we get the money?!? When did that become a thing?!? Sign me up!
     
  15. blindseyed

    blindseyed I'm saying you ARE stuck in Wichita

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    Jerry will be crying on that thing in a few days
     

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