Let the jokes begin.....

[CT Card Fan]

Coach Mac at a meeting with McKinley:

"Dennis, I understand what you were trying to do, you wanted to help the team, but we're going to have to let you go. When I came in here, I said I wanted the line to have 1500 lbs of ass, not 1500 lbs of grass."

 

[Shane]

LMAO

 

[PDXChris]

At McKinley's arrainment:

How do you plea?

Your honor, this is a big miss understanding. See my coaches told me in the off season to find a better way to get "The Big Score" That is all I was doing. You should blame them for not explaining it better to me.

 

[Brighteyes]

"But last year all I heard was support Boston whatever it takes."

 

[PDXChris]

I was holding it for Nate.

 

[PDXChris]

This is not my drug ring, I wouldn't cought in a drug ring like this.

 

[JeffGollin]

The Arlen Spector in me wonders who on the team used to hang around with Dennis, and whether this story represents the tip of a larger ice-berg.

 

[Tangodnzr]

...yes Jeff, and anyone he may have talked to or even looked at should probably be held under some scurtiiny and/or investigation.

 

[Cheesebeef]

Originally posted by JeffGollin
The Arlen Spector in me wonders who on the team used to hang around with Dennis, and whether this story represents the tip of a larger ice-berg.

Funny you should say that - anyone else remember the horrific drug scandal on the Suns back in the mid-80's. But that's just wild speculation.

 

[SECTION 11]

I'd bet $50 that somebody's puckering right about now...

 

[40yearfan]

There's no problem here. Anquan investigated it personally and found out no other Cardinals were involved.

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

Originally posted by 40yearfan
There's no problem here. Anquan investigated it personally and found out no other Cardinals were involved.

Sweeeeet!

 

[ChiCard]

Defense Atty: "Your Honor my client trafficked in these drugs for health reasons. His mother is ill and he wanted to buy her a hospital"

 

[mdamien13]

"Your honor, I was only following Coach Mac's orders. He said our mission this year was for us to get a ring. So that's what I did - I got myself a ring going."

 

[JeffGollin]

My quote - The Arlen Spector in me wonders who on the team used to hang around with Dennis, and whether this story represents the tip of a larger ice-berg.

Tang's quote - ...yes Jeff, and anyone he may have talked to or even looked at should probably be held under some scurtiiny and/or investigation.
I hope no one thinks I'm a huge fan of Arlen Spector. (He represents my dark side). I've nicknamed him: "Mr. Let's Have an Investigation."

Still...