jefftheshark's First Annual Mock Draft - (Pick's 1-16)

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I hate to admit it, but putting together a mock draft turned out to be far more difficult and time consuming than I originally thought, but in the end it was worth it. My hat is off to those of you on this forum who have put so much hard work into fine-tuning your mock drafts to perfection. As a long-time member of ASFN, I realized that I had been piggy-backing upon your efforts all these years, so I felt it necessary for me to devote a little time into returning the favor.

So here it goes:

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If pictures of girls in bikinis, etc is NSFW then you might consider waiting until you're home to view the JTS mock draft :devil:

1-Indianapolis-It's in the Midwest right? Dairy farms, that kind of stuff. They need someone who knows how to attract the locals and forget that Peyton Whats-His-Name guy. This first pick is somewhat of a sleeper, but I think you'll be able to at least follow my logic. That being said, here's my selection:
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2-Washington (frm St. Louis)- They need a signal caller. Someone who can think on their feet, or knees if the need arises. A local product would also sell well, someone with name recognition who, like most politicians, has a big mouth and knows how to use it.

Monica Lewinsky


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3-Minnesota- A team that needs a lot of help across the entire line, plus it's cold there. At least that's what I've heard as I've never had any desire to actually go there.

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4-Cleveland-The first big bust of the draft (warning: Do not Google Images "Big Bust" during a boring sales presentation when you think your laptop is hidden from view - just a FYI)

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5-Philadelphia (frm Tampa Bay)- The problem with Eagles is feathers. They get everywhere and they're tuff to shave. But my #5 pick comes already pre-plucked, which makes it nice for Philly.

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6-St. Louis (frm Washington)- The Lambs need someone in the middle watching over them.
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7-Dallas (frm Jacksonville)- Jerry luvs him those tight ends. So do I.

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8-Miami- There are a lot of good choices here. They'll chose the wrong one, though.

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9-Carolina - They'll draft someone to whip their secondary into shape. Meow!

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10-Cincinnati (frm Buffalo)- Cincy goes Old School

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11-Kansas City-Sunflower State makes unoriginal selection
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12-NY Jets (frm Seattle)- The Tebow era has arrived.

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13-Arizona-Guards. Some say they aren't a sexy pick, but I know Sendlein would like these two on either side.

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14-Jacksonville (frm Dallas)- A preview of the future? If so then this pick will fit right in.

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15-Tampa Bay (frm Philadelphia)-They're a mess. Here's someone to clean it up.
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16-Seattle (frm NY Jets)-Need someone who can perform in the rain.
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Enjoy!

JTS
 

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Let's hope 40 doesn't find this thread, he may not survive it. Well done JTS.
 

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This...... Is BRILLIANT!!!

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Pure genius.

Your choices of women are top-notch, and your homage to WKRP at #10 had me laughing for a solid minute.

Well done, sir.
 

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I think the Cardinals should trade down in this draft scenario to get more picks. :D
 

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Nicely done!!!!!
 

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That's a nice pic from Burningman (from the Cardinals selection)!!! Cool thread, you rock good sir!! I just peeped it for a second but I will be off work soon enough and check out the rest. :raccoon:
 
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