How do you deal with this??

[NEZCardsfan]

Somebody just brought in blood sausage...that their wife made or something. He's like a good friend of mine....so I trusted him when he said it was good despite the awful name.

I bit into that baby, and let's just say my Taste Buds ran off my tongue and since have committed suicide.

OMG....I may never eat again!!

What do I do when he asks me how it is?? I certainly don't want to say "good", cuz then he'll say there is plenty more where that came from. Should I just tell him that it was terrible?? Or should I just end the friendship??

 

[Mulli]

Somebody just brought in blood sausage...that their wife made or something. He's like a good friend of mine....so I trusted him when he said it was good despite the awful name.

I bit into that baby, and let's just say my Taste Buds ran off my tongue and since have committed suicide.

OMG....I may never eat again!!

What do I do when he asks me how it is?? I certainly don't want to say "good", cuz then he'll say there is plenty more where that came from. Should I just tell him that it was terrible?? Or should I just end the friendship??

Tell him it was interesting and very rich. Leave it alone.

Blood sausage aka blood pudding is nasty.

 

[dreamcastrocks]

Friends don't let friends eat blood sausage. End it right there.

 

[Linderbee]

I'm chewing an entire package of Wrigley's Spearmint. This taste is seriously nauseating me.

Linderbee: Hey NEZ, got anymore of that gum?
NEZCardsfan: That's none of your damn business, and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.
Linderbee: You're a weird guy, NEZ.

 

[dreamcastrocks]

Linderbee: Hey NEZ, got anymore of that gum?
NEZCardsfan: That's none of your damn business, and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.
Linderbee: You're a weird guy, NEZ.

3/5

 

[Linderbee]

3/5

man....I'm bringing my best stuff...and all I get is 3....







:runsofftoreadHumorForDummies:

 

[dreamcastrocks]

man....I'm bringing my best stuff...and all I get is 3....







:runsofftoreadHumorForDummies:

I am critical. Don't worry, soon enough you will get to update your resume.

 

[D-Dogg]

I would say vomiting on his shoes and wiping the vomit spittle off the corners of your mouth with his shirt would suffice.

 

[dreamcastrocks]

I would say vomiting on his shoes and wiping the vomit spittle off the corners of your mouth with his shirt would suffice.

I was trying to be a bit more subtle, but doing this would probably have the same result.

 

[dreamcastrocks]

A couple of notes here:

Linderbee's joke works. I was actually thinking of that Ace Ventura scene when I said it.

Reiterating, DC judging humor is like a gay man judging hot cheerleaders.

D-Dogg....puking on shoes is always a great way to express dissatisfaction.

Somebody who posted in this thread has a crush on me....it's not like it's some big secret.

...If you call "not wanting to be stuck in an elevator" with you a crush, so be it. I expressed my opinion and was more than truthful.

Whatever keeps your ego up there buddy.

 

[dreamcastrocks]

I'll leave it to people with more patience than I to see how many times my name shows up in your posts!!

It's alright though...you can take me out for drinks and I'll ditch you. I"m fair.

There are also posters who end up with President Bush's name in their posts alot too. Do they have a crush as well?

 

[Linderbee]

Linderbee's joke works. I was actually thinking of that Ace Ventura scene when I said it.

Sorry, your approval rating went UP a couple of notches!

 

[Linderbee]

Don't worry, it won't be long until I horribly put my foot in my mouth again. It's me, NEZ.

I have faith in you....you can do it!