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Can we make a trade with the Ravens just for one day? One practice?

All I want is to make a one day trade to get Ray lewis and Anquan over here so they can choke the friggin' life out of some of these guys.

Ray on D and Q on O.

Imagine what Ray Ray would do to DRC, probably slap him upside the head so much that DRC would become Private Pyle in Full Metal Jacket after the blanket party. I'd pay to watch that.

Q might break DA's jaw Jets style so he finds out what it means to "put your heart and soul" into the game.
 

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I honestly believe DRC's lack of tackling is a 'coaching decision.' They believe that he is physically fragile and do not want to risk injury by tackling. If anyone tackled the way that he does AT ANY LEVEL of football, you'd be benched. I believe that the coaches either condone or even worse encourage his behavior.
 

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Can we make a trade with the Ravens just for one day? One practice?

All I want is to make a one day trade to get Ray lewis and Anquan over here so they can choke the friggin' life out of some of these guys.

Ray on D and Q on O.

Imagine what Ray Ray would do to DRC, probably slap him upside the head so much that DRC would become Private Pyle in Full Metal Jacket after the blanket party. I'd pay to watch that.

Q might break DA's jaw Jets style so he finds out what it means to "put your heart and soul" into the game.

That is the best idea I've heard in years.

Like Cheesbeef said this board is hilariously awesome.
 

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I honestly believe DRC's lack of tackling is a 'coaching decision.' They believe that he is physically fragile and do not want to risk injury by tackling. If anyone tackled the way that he does AT ANY LEVEL of football, you'd be benched. I believe that the coaches either condone or even worse encourage his behavior.

Or it could just be because he's a Cromartie.

 

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I honestly believe DRC's lack of tackling is a 'coaching decision.' They believe that he is physically fragile and do not want to risk injury by tackling. If anyone tackled the way that he does AT ANY LEVEL of football, you'd be benched. I believe that the coaches either condone or even worse encourage his behavior.

No F'n way. Hes just soft.
 

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No F'n way. Hes just soft.

Can't cover anymore either.

First round bust #15 since 1991.

How can one team consistently screw up every first round pick they've ever had since 1991 whose dad wasn't best friends with the head coach?
 

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Can't cover anymore either.

First round bust #15 since 1991.

How can one team consistently screw up every first round pick they've ever had since 1991 whose dad wasn't best friends with the head coach?

Yup that too.
 

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There is more to it than that.

No there really isn't. The guy has been soft since day one. You can't teach "soft tackling" its not even possible. Especially with the speed of this game.

Plus like Duckjake said the guy has now also forgotten how to cover people as well.
 
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