Darnell Dockett

[maddogkf]

Hey, remember when he put a saddle on you and rode you around Wyoming for three weeks? That must've been cool.

that was the best three weeks of my life. he only let me eat hay. i love that man!

 

[HeavyB3]

Rumor has it that DD was actually a siamese twin of anquan, but doctors removed them and seperated them for fear that the two would become too powerful....... And then they were both put on the Cardinals.....


Time for some destruction.

 

[SECTION 11]

In between practices, he convinced Madonna to change her name to Esther.

 

[earthsci]

Darnell Dockett wrote "Dazed And Confused" for Jimmy Page, and produced the Led Zeppelin I album, to get Led Zeppelin's career jump started.

 

[Mr.Dibbs]

I heard he was the one that found out where Sadam was hiding, but again, he wanted to be known for his football skills, not his ability to corner dictators, so he gave the military the credit.

 

[HeavyB3]

He built the pyraminds. By himself.

 

[maddogkf]

he invented sun screen and lemonade.

oh, and the ham and turkey sandwich

 

[abomb]

He attempted to discourage marketing executives from releasing New Coke. The rest is history.

A-Bomb

 

[Mr.Dibbs]

He built the pyraminds. By himself.

Don't forget about Stonehedge! He used it as his crib!

 

[abomb]

Of his inventions, the one with the most benefit to society is thong underwear.

A-Bomb

 

[HeavyB3]

Don't forget about Stonehedge! He used it as his crib!

Crap, Forgot about that one.


He also planned and led the invasion at normandy, but let FDR, Churchill and Eisenhower keep the credit.

 

[abomb]

He has the words "Limited" and "Edition" tattooed on his arms.

No...seriously.

http://espn.go.com/magazine/vol5no18dockett.html

A-Bomb

 

[earthsci]

He found a cure for cancer. We can't use it though. He forgot that he and Anquan might be free of the effects of the cure's main ingredient - sarin - but the rest of us mortals aren't.

 

[40yearfan]

Dockett single handedly designed the WWF and was once the champion. They had to go to staged fights and foregone results because none of the other wrestlers could beat him and it got motonous watching Dockett win every fight. When he left, they kept the same format in memory of "The Great Dockett".

 

[MadCardDisease]

He once was the leading man in a movie with Halle Berry. It was a remake of the movie originally staring Anquan Boldin.

 

[earthsci]

He got into football after he lost his old job as a nude stand in double. Apparently John Holmes couldn't stay out of jail.

 

[NMCard]

Hans Blix has to consult with double D before he can confirm anything.

 

[Mr.Dibbs]

Hans Blix has to consult with double D before he can confirm anything.

"Double D", I like that. I also like "Rock it like Dockett."

 

[40yearfan]

Dockett got his nickname "Double D" from the fact that all of his girlfriends wear 44 DD bras.

 

[joeshmo]

Dockett is the love child of Mean Joe Green and Deacon Jones.

 

[Mr.Dibbs]

Dockett is the love child of Mean Joe Green and Deacon Jones.

And Large Marge