Arizona Cardinals have made a decision on QB Jacoby Brissett

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This aint happening either.

They have Geno Smith who is worlds better than Brissett.

File this under MO leaking ******** to see if he can get a trade for a assett that is worth nothing.
 

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idk what kind of imaginary leverage jacoby thinks he has but monti ain't budging and monti loves draft picks - lafleur likes minshew plus we drafted beck

man i wish we knew what brissett wants - or should i say wanted because he obviously isn't getting it
 

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we should make that deal very palatable for the jits...let them fleece us...hell, HELP them fleece us...
Briskett is better than the guys they have...so sending him to jersey may just ensure we get the #1 pick ahead of the Jets...all that trade capital does them no good if we are the ones holding the top pick.

that way if we dont end up with the top pick its because Carson Beck, as a rookie, carried this team to more wins than JB could.
 

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It can even be Natty Light.
dude...I aint saying HAVE SOME STANDARDS!!,,, but how about..."A" standard?? Just one..one measely little standard..... natty lite dude??? Dear beloved god of mercy and megadeath....have you ever tasted that hepatitis infected camels piss they try to pass off as beer?
Youd have a more enjoyable experience sipping leper pus...my god man!!
 

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dude...I aint saying HAVE SOME STANDARDS!!,,, but how about..."A" standard?? Just one..one measely little standard..... natty lite dude??? Dear beloved god of mercy and megadeath....have you ever tasted that hepatitis infected camels piss they try to pass off as beer?
Youd have a more enjoyable experience sipping leper pus...my god man!!

My guys conjuring Megadeth over here while asking for standards...

We'll make sure theres an over-hopped triple hazy IPA (code word for brewer didnt want to throw away the last 10% of the tank) at the ready for you.

Garbage macro brews til I die! (Cant wait to show you my forthcoming HAMM'S Tattoo. Straight from the land of sky blue waters.)
 

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My guys conjuring Megadeth over here while asking for standards...

We'll make sure theres an over-hopped triple hazy IPA (code word for brewer didnt want to throw away the last 10% of the tank) at the ready for you.

Garbage macro brews til I die! (Cant wait to show you my forthcoming HAMM'S Tattoo. Straight from the land of sky blue waters.)
reading comprehension. Its a thing.
 

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voluntaries are dunzo man but jacoby and monti are still on the stupid tractors headed right at eachother - the music blaring now - surrounded by ditches on both sides - it's getting intense

or is it?

our 3 day mini camp next week is mandatory af but from what im picking up it would only cost brissett a little over a 100 grand - i don't think brissett is sweating a 100 grand

what he should be sweating is his starting job - minshew's already licking his chops and carson beck is no kyler murray - he'd kill to be the backup qb for the arizona cardinals

would jacoby be ok with being backup again? if he misses mini camp is he still your starter?

lafleur can coach speak all he wants about brissett being able to easily digest the playbook but khaman - he's a brand stankin new head coach who wants to get his best foot forward pronto yet he's stuck watching monti and jacoby play no fear on the john deers

if brissett doesn't make it to camp next week i'd expect minshew mania to ensue - they're gonna pimp the hell out of carson beck too

monti's told brissett it is what it is

brissett told monti what it is isn't good enough

meanwhile - back at the ranch - lafleur is left holding his dicking around in practice - the cards declared brissett qb #1 and lafleur hasn't seen him throw one pass

go cardinals
 
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Marv should just focus on trying to catch passes. #overrated
Another young talented player already tossed on the heap by Cards fans.

How many times does this have to happen before we realize that the players are in the worst situation imaginable? Yeah we have the occasional breakout, Fitz, Budda, PP21, McBride, K1 for a few seasons. But largely these dudes come and go for us.

Sad reality.
 

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Another young talented player already tossed on the heap by Cards fans.

How many times does this have to happen before we realize that the players are in the worst situation imaginable? Yeah we have the occasional breakout, Fitz, Budda, PP21, McBride, K1 for a few seasons. But largely these dudes come and go for us.

Sad reality.
But Marv's different. He'll tell you so. His dad played in the league don'tcha know.

Still wish we had traded that draft pick for a haul.
 

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But Marv's different. He'll tell you so. His dad played in the league don'tcha know.

Still wish we had traded that draft pick for a haul.
Buddy no haul was available. I think even if there was Michael would have quashed it for the same reason I think we drafted Love.

MHJ hoodwinked almost everyone by refusing to work out in the postseason. I don’t think the Cards did much to support him or his development, either. I think his ceiling now is an above-average but still second- or third-tier wideout.

Zero leadership anywhere to support him.
 

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Buddy no haul was available. I think even if there was Michael would have quashed it for the same reason I think we drafted Love.

MHJ hoodwinked almost everyone by refusing to work out in the postseason. I don’t think the Cards did much to support him or his development, either. I think his ceiling now is an above-average but still second- or third-tier wideout.

Zero leadership anywhere to support him.
Couldn't be Marv's fault even though myself and others were criticizing his approach to the next level.
 
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