Worst Movie Line Thread

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  1. cheesebeef

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    Credit goes to @AzStevenCal for inspiring this idea. Okay, folks... what are some of your favorite WORST movie lines ever?

    I'll start with a gem from Eraser that takes place right after Arnie shoots an alligator about to attack him:

    "You're luggage!"

    Who's next?
     
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    Excellent. I'll go with a line from Armageddon.

    "Colonel Willie Sharp, United States Air Force, Ma'am - Requesting permission to shake the hand of the daughter of the bravest man I've ever met."
     
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    How about a certain line from Shark Attack 3. I don't really want to repeat it here.
     
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    The chapter title of that scene I believe was "Cat Lover".
     
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    X-Men (2000) "You know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else
     
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    You've got to be kidding? I thought that was the best line in a really bad movie. Before seeing this one I didn't even know that J-C Van Damme had a twin brother?
     
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    Ha. That's how we got here in the first place. Cheesebeef used that quote in the Predator 4 thread and I suggested the line would be more appropriate in a "worst movie lines ever" thread.
     
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    LOL, I knew it was a line from Hard to Kill, didn't remember it was THAT line. HA!
     
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    I love that movie! It was a so bad it's good and it's full of horrible lines that are great in context, that was one of them.

    Also loved, "There's TWO of them!"
     
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    What can I say, I watched every Van Damme and Seagal movie that came out while they were still anywhere near their prime. As for twin movies, I think I prefer Hayley Mills and Jackie Chan's efforts but I enjoyed Double Impact too.
     
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    Cheesy action hero movies are always good for some ridiculous lines, but a lot of that is intentional. Van Damme and Schwarzenegger and Seagal can fill pages, but without those lines the movies wouldn't exist. The unintentionally bad ones are funniest.
     
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    The same here. The Parent Trap and Double Dragons are a lot different than Double Impact. :)

    I have a soft spot for Marked For Death and Lionheart for them both.
     
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