Originally posted by Redrage
The Quote, "The Cardinals Suck" from fans of teams like Lions, Vikings, Cowboys, Patriots, Eagles and so on. Words of wisdom for theses hapless trolls. If your team sucks worst than the cards do today(and I could care less about past Glory) you sound like an idiot. If your team has a history of futility and has a couple of goood seasons, you might want to check yourself. If your team has never won the big one, you should think twice before opening that gaping pie hole.
Hey, Lions fans, your team had the best running back in football history and they still couldn't get it done. Besides, when is the last time the Lions beat the Cards during the regular season? Was it 1994?
Vikings Fans, don't give me gruff about fielding consistent contenders. The point of playing the game is to win Super Bowls.... 2nd place is just the first loser. Besides, your team is much closer to the Texans (talent wise) than to the Bucs anyway.
Speaking of the Bucs...........Bucs fans the history of your team is truly pathetic and the Bucs are still in the bottom tier in wins column (historically speaking)...the days of gloom will return you bags of monkey filth, they will return.
Bears fans..... for having some of the best players in history your team has really sucked a lot of the time. Your glory days occured when my grandpa was is diapers... a couple of good years in the '80s, a team that consistently sucked in the '90s so what do you have to be proud of, Brian Urlacher? Ohhh, you have one of the top players at linebacker.... the second coming of Butkis. Yeah, and the team will still suck .... just like it did when you had Butkis. This aint basketball you miscreants.... one player does not make a team.
Bills fans..... see Vikings fans description..... you were the first loser for four years a row. You couldn't even win when OJ was knifing through defenses (I had to say it) and you are the ugliest fans in football. When you invade Sun Devil stadium you bring the nastiset collection of sweathog women I've ever seen. I'm talking 300 plus pounds, and more facial hair than Abraham Lincoln.
Greenbay fans...... your team sucked for the better part of the '70s, '80s and early '90s. The you stumle upon Brett Favre. Hell, even a blind ******** squirrel finds a nut occasionally. Brett Will retire, the Packers will suck again.
Cowboys fans...... the Cards punked the boys in their own house in the playoffs. Also, in the history of bad Cards picks....they never picked Quincy Carter in the 2nd round.
Patriots fans.... you have some of the worst characteristics of all the other teams' fans. Team history of sucking, injury or two away from sucking hard and etc. Let's not forget, the proudest moment in your franchises history came because of blown call..... my ass that wasn't a fumble.
Eagles fans...... you talk trash but the truth is there has been virtual parity between our teams. I loved it when the Eagles started a year strong only to have the Cards beat them, sending them carreening into the abyss of suckitude for the rest of the season. Look at the record in the '90s (head to head not general) and tell me how the Eagles were so much better.
So, in conclusion, what sets me off is fans who talk up their team while bashing te Cards. Especially when their team is....the Cincinnatti Bengals.