Warner's real reason for staying in AZ

[Captain Matt]

Apparently Brenda Warner has had ENOUGH with the ever increasing Warner family. So in a moment of despiration Kurt turned to his coach for help. On Wednesday afternoon, the Cardinals announced that the Pro-bowl quarterback will be having another child (his 8th) with the oft-embattled head coach. Team officials have confirmed that the much publicized visit to San Francisco was really a cover-up for the couples visit to a radical genetic reasearch lab in the bay area. Their child is expected in August, just prior to the start of the 2009 season opener.

 

[HeavyB3]