Shaq Facts

[green machine]

Check this out, pretty funny.

http://www.nba.com/suns/fans/shaq_facts.html

 

[devilalum]

Every time Shaq dumps an angel gets its wings?

 

[green machine]

"dunks"

 

[YouJustGotSUNSD]

This is a spinoff off Vin Diesel, Mr. T and Chuck Norris fact generators, which imo are brilliant in small doses.

 

[devilalum]

"dunks"

OK, then what happens when Shaq dumps?

 

[PoolBoy]

OK, then what happens when Shaq dumps?

people die.

 

[damo]

OK, then what happens when Shaq dumps?

global warming.

 

[Bufalay]

stupid, except for the sean marks part.

 

[YouJustGotSUNSD]

My contributions:

Shaq once ate 3 metric tons of the world's hottest pepper, grown underground in the depths of the Amazon Rainforest. This same pepper is believed to be the cause of Gary Busey's perpetual state of insanity after he took a sniff of the same pepper 10 years earlier. When asked about the spicy meal, Shaq said it was quote, "Just another Tuesday brunch."

Last week Shaq slammed down an alley-oop. The impact was so hard that it traveled back in time 4,936 years and created the San Andreas fault line.

 

[devilalum]

I thought somebody should start a Shaq is so fat thread.

You know something like: Shaq is so fat that the back of his neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

Or: Shaq is so fat that he had to go to Seaworld to get baptized.

Or: Shaq is so fat that his nickname is "Damn!"

 

[dodie53]

my contribution:

Shaq is so great that he already delivered a championship to Phoenix,
and it's not even the playoffs yet.

 

[msdundee]

".....the back of his neck looks like a pack of hot dogs."

Although I think you were kidding-----it does!

 

[Cheesewater]

".....the back of his neck looks like a pack of hot dogs."

Although I think you were kidding-----it does!

Those are neckfurters aren't they?