PHXSPORTS4LIFE Lookin' for Love

[Cardinals.Ken]

I know you don't want to be associated with your brother, but how about Jack-Ass?

 

[maddogkf]

How bout Puddles?

Actually, I like Ouchie Z Clown

...or...Anquan Boldin...

Boldin is so good that other people are actually stealing his name (spin off from the Boldin thread)

 

[Redheart]

Four letters...

ZRED

Spice it up...

General ZRED

Kick it down...

Tiny ZRED

Rhyme...

ZRED-HEAD

Turn it around...

REDZ

Give it up...

Ouchie the Clown

 

[Tangodnzr]

I know its against your rules.....But.....
I can't resist....
How about:

ZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

 

[conraddobler]

Zennailbiter

Zenawarriorprincess

Zenouchietheclown

Zenleadpin

Zeekthegeek

Zedisdead

 

[Red Air Force]

Originally posted by Cardinals.Ken
Shakes The Clown

I once had a cat named Mr. Shakes.

 

[ChiCard]

Originally posted by Cardinals.Ken
I know you don't want to be associated with your brother, but how about Jack-Ass?

FDALMFAO!!!!!!!!!

 

[RedStorm]

Originally posted by PHXSPORTS4LIFE
okay, i'm not even sure that i can do this (skorp, a little help here?) - but i feel as if i have outgrown my lame ASFN name, PHXSPORTS4LIFE. thus, i am opening up the floodgates - let me have it. if it were your world and you were a squirrel tryin' to get my - er - new name, what would you plunk down? winner (if i so choose one, and that shouldn't really be too difficult considering how lame my current name is) gets to pick a week (yes, an entire week) during the season that i am only allowed to post positive things on the board.

RULES:

Tango is not allowed to name me.
If in another language, it must be accompanied by a translation.
I am beef's OLDER brother, no spinoffs from his name.
I reserve all rights to change the rules as I see fit.
I reserve all rights to use, market, and profit off the winning name.
I like the letter "Z".

Have at me!

Zoro

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

Shakes The Clown (1992)

Directed, wrtten, and starring Bob "Bobcat" Goldthwait

Tagline: Loved by children. Desired by women. Adored by bartenders everywhere.

Plot Summary: Shakes plods about his duties as party clown, and uses all of his free time getting seriously drunk.

Memorable Quotes:

Shakes the Clown: "Hey, hey, kid, what are you doing?"
Kid: "I had to go to the bathroom."
Shakes the Clown: "On my head?"
Kid: "Hey this is my bathroom not your bedroom you big drunken mess."

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[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

my god, what kind of pandora's box have i opened up here?

what if my selection is a hybrid of two peeps' suggestions? hmm, i suppose we'll have to have an avatar contest to settle who gets to "keep me positive for a week during the season."

right now i'm leaning towards Ouchie-Z-Clown (as are the majority of you, and, if nothing else, i like to consider myself a product of the masses). but that credit goes two ways, now doesn't it? i'll bump this thread every day 'til Friday, June 13th (only fitting that my new name is selected on Friday the 13th), at which time, i shall make a final selection.

keep it up, i hadn't thought this many of you would take interest (at least, not in a good spirited manner).

 

[SECTION 11]

How about Buck Futter?

 

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

never met a female buck i didn't futt.

 

[maddogkf]

Originally posted by SECTION 11
How about Buck Futter?

Better than Lass Icker

 

[CardAvenger]

How about Peter Gibbons?

 

[KingofCards]

How about "Painintheassclown."

 

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

hmm, sorry you consider me a pain in the ass.

 

[SECTION 11]

Originally posted by PHXSPORTS4LIFE
hmm, sorry you consider me a pain in the ass.

Maybe it's in a good way, Ouchie.

 

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

Originally posted by SECTION 11
Maybe it's in a good way, Ouchie.

comments like that make me afraid of adopting the name "ouchie"

 

[KingofCards]

Originally posted by PHXSPORTS4LIFE
hmm, sorry you consider me a pain in the ass.

I was j/k. How about just assclown. No offense meant by that.

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

Originally posted by PHXSPORTS4LIFE
comments like that make me afraid of adopting the name "ouchie"

Don't choose Ouchie! Never go with popular opinion! You are a Cardinals fan, that should be proof enough for you.

 

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

Originally posted by Cardinals.Ken
Don't choose Ouchie! Never go with popular opinion! You are a Cardinals fan, that should be proof enough for you.

. . . so you're saying my new name should be "idiot-dunderhead?"

and King, no sweat, it really takes a lot to offend me.

 

[SweetD]

Originally posted by Cardinals.Ken
Don't choose Ouchie! Never go with popular opinion! You are a Cardinals fan, that should be proof enough for you.

Ken has a point.. Wait two Cards fans can't agree..... Ouchie Rules!

 

[Cheesebeef]

Originally posted by PHXSPORTS4LIFE
. . . so you're saying my new name should be "idiot-dunderhead?"

and King, no sweat, it really takes a lot to offend me.

Ouchie the Idiot-Dunderhead sounds good to me!

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

Originally posted by cheesebeef
Ouchie the Idiot-Dunderhead sounds good to me!

Jack ass!

 

[SweetD]

I realy hope we get a poll after all this.