Im Sorry, But Lance Long Sucks

[Cbus cardsfan]

I'm amazed that Lance Long is the subject of one of the biggest threads in recent memory.

from a post i put in another thread about awhile ago. It's amazing.


lance long. i've never seen a guy who's 6th,or 7th, best at his position and will have a very minimal,at best, impact on the Cards season get so much attention

 

[MrYeahBut]

THIS IS GENIUS!

Thanks, bro. I thought it up all by my own bad self(while I should have been working).

Plus I thought this thread needed a laugh. I hope you found it funny

 

[SyracuseIsARatHole]

PermaBand This

yes, it was a drop, he didn't catch the ball the ground can cause an incompletion

Very obscure ruling - I'll go along with the announcers that it was a TD. I'm sure most in Cardinals Nation agree with me that it should have been ruled a TD. I've seen similar catches many times ruled a TD.

Have I mentioned the dude runs a 4.3?

Two words for you, X-Lax: Pat Dye.

 

[82CardsGrad]

Very obscure ruling - I'll go along with the announcers that it was a TD. I'm sure most in Cardinals Nation agree with me that it should have been ruled a TD. I've seen similar catches many times ruled a TD.

Have I mentioned the dude runs a 4.3?

Two words for you, X-Lax: Pat Dye.

 

[jaguarpaw81]

Very obscure ruling - I'll go along with the announcers that it was a TD. I'm sure most in Cardinals Nation agree with me that it should have been ruled a TD. I've seen similar catches many times ruled a TD.

Have I mentioned the dude runs a 4.3?

Two words for you, X-Lax: Pat Dye.

This hilarious. Mods please leave this thread open. I come here and read every day and this thread has had me laughing every morning for like a week now.

 

[40yearfan]

Can one of the mods perform a mercy killing and close this thread?

 

[dreamcastrocks]

Can one of the mods perform a mercy killing and close this thread?

As long as the inappropriate (name calling, fandom bashing etc) doesn't rear it's ugly head, I don't see why it should be locked.

 

[82CardsGrad]

Is it bashing to say that the Syracuse college football team has won 10 games - in the past 4 years!

How'd they do against Minnesota last week, Ex-Lax?

Tick, tick, tick, tick.........

 

[PoolBoy]

Is it bashing to say that the Syracuse college football team has won 10 games - in the past 4 years!

How'd they do against Minnesota last week, Ex-Lax?

i thought they did well, thanks for asking. Paulus looked good, our running game was solid. Building for the future! Something Lance Long might wanna look into cause he's gonna be out of work real soon, but hearing you talk about him he may have a future living with you?

 

[PoolBoy]

They don't teach creativity at Syracuse do they? So, do you think Marvin Harrison is guilty?

no, they teach winning and losing with honor, something you clearly need a lesson at. And Marvin Harrison has absolutely nothing to do with this thread. But Harrison DID run a 4.38 40, but he is one of the greatest WR's of all time, so I guess Lance has hope if he learns to run routes and catch the ball.

 

[jefftheshark]

I really didn't care one way or another about Lance Long before this thread, but GFTempleton and all his other incarnations have basically made me fairly sick of the dude.

I could see Long running out the tunnel this Sunday after the introductions and being roundly booed by the crowd, and then looking around and going "wtf did I do?".



JTS

 

[40yearfan]

As long as the inappropriate (name calling, fandom bashing etc) doesn't rear it's ugly head, I don't see why it should be locked.

Just the fact that it has way outlived its usefulness and degenerated into a pile of day old dung.