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What would Aliens most likely come to our planet for?
If & When Aliens come to our Planet, it will be for ?
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To butcher our meat, as if we were cattle, of course. Karma is a bitch.
Hmm. Good question.
I'll go line by line here;
To Examine, Enslave, or Devour Us: They could probably do this without our knowledge. Maybe they're in cahoots with the IRS.
For our Water, Air, Chemicals, &/or Minerals: Not likely. If they can make it here, they really wouldn't need to ask permission and it would just happen before we knew it.
In Search of other Intelligent Life: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (fat chance, aliens)
To Share their Technology & Advanced Knowledge: Even a cursory glance at our self-destructive nature would inform them to how bad of an idea that would be.
To Unite Us with Other Worlds: This seems lovely. Maybe.
To Destroy Us for the Safety of the Rest of the Universe: Frightening how much sense this makes. Probably good policy on their part.
To Harness the Power of our Sun: Stars like ours aren't that hard to find.
The optimist in me is going for Unite.
I'll go line by line here;
To Examine, Enslave, or Devour Us: They could probably do this without our knowledge. Maybe they're in cahoots with the IRS.
For our Water, Air, Chemicals, &/or Minerals: Not likely. If they can make it here, they really wouldn't need to ask permission and it would just happen before we knew it.
In Search of other Intelligent Life: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (fat chance, aliens)
To Share their Technology & Advanced Knowledge: Even a cursory glance at our self-destructive nature would inform them to how bad of an idea that would be.
To Unite Us with Other Worlds: This seems lovely. Maybe.
To Destroy Us for the Safety of the Rest of the Universe: Frightening how much sense this makes. Probably good policy on their part.
To Harness the Power of our Sun: Stars like ours aren't that hard to find.
The optimist in me is going for Unite.
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SissyBoyFloyd
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Maybe they will be coming for our women.
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Should use a checkbox poll instead of radio buttons. I think alien motivations would be multi-faceted, just like humans.
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Trying to avoid the obvious answer.
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I defer to Kate McKinnon
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SissyBoyFloyd
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Can we get some more votes? Seriously, this is an important question for all of us. Well, I should say a lot of us that might live till the 2nd half of this century.
That's a little sexist, maybe they're coming for us guys. For Science!
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I was thinking tacos. And margaritas.
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