If & When Aliens come to our Planet, it will be for ?

[SissyBoyFloyd]

What would Aliens most likely come to our planet for?

 

[Zobaczcie suki]

To butcher our meat, as if we were cattle, of course. Karma is a bitch.

 

[puckhead]

Hmm. Good question.

I'll go line by line here;


To Examine, Enslave, or Devour Us: They could probably do this without our knowledge. Maybe they're in cahoots with the IRS.

For our Water, Air, Chemicals, &/or Minerals: Not likely. If they can make it here, they really wouldn't need to ask permission and it would just happen before we knew it.

In Search of other Intelligent Life: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (fat chance, aliens)

To Share their Technology & Advanced Knowledge: Even a cursory glance at our self-destructive nature would inform them to how bad of an idea that would be.

To Unite Us with Other Worlds: This seems lovely. Maybe.

To Destroy Us for the Safety of the Rest of the Universe: Frightening how much sense this makes. Probably good policy on their part.

To Harness the Power of our Sun: Stars like ours aren't that hard to find.


The optimist in me is going for Unite.

 

[SissyBoyFloyd]

Maybe they will be coming for our women.

 

[dreamcastrocks]

Should use a checkbox poll instead of radio buttons. I think alien motivations would be multi-faceted, just like humans.

 

[AZ Native]

Maybe they will be coming for our women.

Trying to avoid the obvious answer.

 

[Zobaczcie suki]

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[Zobaczcie suki]

I defer to Kate McKinnon

 

[SissyBoyFloyd]

Can we get some more votes? Seriously, this is an important question for all of us. Well, I should say a lot of us that might live till the 2nd half of this century.

 

[Devilmaycare]

Maybe they will be coming for our women.

That's a little sexist, maybe they're coming for us guys. For Science!

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[Cardsmasochist]

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[Chaplin]

Pizza

 

[AsUpRoDiGy]

Pizza

I was thinking tacos. And margaritas.