Bob Nightengale: Cmon Cleveland and Atlanta its time to change your team name

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  1. Ronin

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    I think this deserved it's own thread.

     
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    They could be The Cleveland Baseball Team and The Atlanta Baseball Team, respectively.
     
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    I agree. Especially Cleveland
     
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    The Braves chant makes me cringe every single time. Same with the Chiefs’.
     
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    Genius movie, PCU. Predicted this crap 25 years ago.

    That's it. I'm going to officially rename all the baseball teams to conform to modern sensibilities. Get your jerseys now.

    AL east
    New York Northerners With No Intended Disrespect to People From Other Regions
    Boston Sox Without Choosing One Color To Be Better Than Any Other. Also Can Be Socks If Our Other Spelling Offends You
    Toronto Jays Although We Respect All Colors And Other Species Of Birds
    Baltimore Beings Because It's Just Wrong To Leave Out Other Kinds Of Animals


    AL central
    Cleveland People Of No Particular Persuasion
    Minnesota Singles, Twins, or Triplets, Whichever Offends You Least
    Chicago Sox Because Its Wrong To Celebrate That Other Particular Color
    Kansas City Average People
    Detroit Empty Vacuums Of Space Because Stripes Might Remind Someone of Jail

    AL west
    Oakland Everyone Gets A Trophy's Because Being Athletic Is An Unfair Advantage (s)
    Seattle Pacifists
    Los Angeles All Religions Are Okay Except Christianity's of Anaheim
    Texas Defundeds
    Houston Cosmos, But We Know It's All Faked


    NL east
    New York Metropolitans, Suburbans, or Rurals. Find Your Happy Place
    Atlanta Cowards as We Don't Mean To Offend
    Washington Because Patriotism Might Bother Someone Baseball Team
    Miami Jellyfish Since Pointy Objects Shouldn't Be Allowed
    Philadelphia Brotherly Loves


    NL central
    Cincinnati Reds or Whites or Blues But Not All Of Them Because It May Offend Foreigners
    Louis But Not Saint or Cardinal Because Christians Use Those Words General Birds
    Wisconsin Not Milwaukee Because That's a Native Word We Shouldn't Appropriate Brewers
    Pittsburgh Delightful Givers
    Chicago Free Speech Looters

    NL west
    Los Can't Say Angels In Any Language Dodgys
    Francisco Not So Scary Medium Sized People
    Colorado Vegan Hikers
    Diego Not Saint Not Friars As That's Not Inclusive
    Arizona Butterflies
     
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    I like the name, Cleveland Baseball Team. :santa:
     
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    Me too.:)
     
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