Bad news, everyone

[kerouac9]

@cheesebeef is going back to work. Great news for the ether economy, terrible news for people who were looking for lukewarm takes on James Conner, etc. at like 10:15 am PT.

Hope you made it through the strike okay.

FOOTBALL TAKE SO THIS DOESN'T GET MOVED: We should evaluate skill position players (WRs and RBs) exclusively on scrimmage yards, not receiving/rushing yards. You're good if you have 1250 scrimmage yards in a season or more.

 

[Cheesebeef]

Takes a bow!

Also, wouldn’t be a Cheesebeef post without a slight disagreement.

Now I CAN go back to work. But first I have to find some/sell something!

 

[Dback Jon]

Takes a bow!

Also, wouldn’t be a Cheesebeef post without a slight disagreement.

Now I CAN go back to work. But first I have to find some/sell something!

You could do a horror flick set at this year's Burning Man:

https://www.cnn.com/2023/09/03/us/burning-man-storms-shelter-sunday/index.html

Combined with the three-eyed Dinosaur Shrimp that emerged because of the rain

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Add in a nuclear test gone bad that irridates the shrimp, causing them to grow to ten feet long, waking up hungry and begin attacking and feeding on the techbros.

 

[kerouac9]

Takes a bow!

Also, wouldn’t be a Cheesebeef post without a slight disagreement.

Now I CAN go back to work. But first I have to find some/sell something!

I was attacked by bees running with my dog last week. The sting on my arm felt fine, but it started itching and swelling yesterday.

There's a start. BASED ON A TRUE STORY.

Also, maybe that with, like, The White Lotus.

 

[jf-08]

I was attacked by bees running with my dog last week. The sting on my arm felt fine, but it started itching and swelling yesterday.

There's a start. BASED ON A TRUE STORY.

Also, maybe that with, like, The White Lotus.

I already pitched him a sitcom a while back, but he said no. I thought it was pretty funny.

 

[Stout]

I already pitched him a sitcom a while back, but he said no. I thought it was pretty funny.

He is my only, last, desperate, forlorn hope for HBO or some other streaming service to do a series based on Rafael Sabatini's The Sea Hawk

 

[ajcardfan]

Takes a bow!

Also, wouldn’t be a Cheesebeef post without a slight disagreement.

Now I CAN go back to work. But first I have to find some/sell something!

I have got an idea for a movie/miniseries. Do you write porn?

 

[kerouac9]

I have got an idea for a movie/miniseries. Do you write porn?

“I’m stuck in the dryer!”

 

[jf-08]

“I stuck it in the dryer!”

FTFY