Mitch
Crawled Through 5 FB Fields
Round 1:
1. TB: Jameis Winston, QB, Florida St.
The Bucs Licht up a Winston.
2. TEN: Leonard Williams, DT, USC.
The Titans add this Leonard to Dick LeBeau's Big Bang Theory.
3. JAX: Dexter Fowler, Jr., DE, Florida.
The Jags feel very personal about this Fowler.
4. OAK: Amari Cooper, WR, Alabama.
The Raiders intend to fly this Coop.
5. WASH: Marcus Mariota, QB, Oregon.
This Duck means a Naflac account for RGIII.
6. NYJ: Vic Beasley, OLB, Clemson.
The Bowles and the Beez.
7. CHI: Randy Gregory, OLB, Nebraska.
John Fox figures that Illinois will legalize marijuana on his watch, just as Colorado did.
8. ATL: Todd Gurley, RB, Georgia.
Quinn gets his Beast Mode RB and local icon.
9. NYG: Brandon Scherff, T/G, Iowa.
They shot the Scherff, but they did not shoot the deputy.
10. STL: T.J. Clemmings, T, Pittsburgh.
Life on the Mississippi by Samuel T.J. Clemmings.
11. MIN: Marcus Peters, CB, Washington.
Minneapolis has St. Paul and now it has St. Peters.
12. CLE: Kevin White, WR, West Virginia.
The Life of Johnny: From Walter White to Kevin White.
13. NO: Alvin "Bud" Dupree, OLB/DE, Kentucky.
The Big Dupreezy.
14. MIA: DeVante Parker, WR, Louisville.
There's little Risk in this Parker brother.
15. SF: Arik Armstead, DE, Oregon.
A shot in the Armstead for their defensive line.
16. HOU: Devin Smith, WR, Ohio St.
Deep speed in the heart of Texas.
17. SD: Danny Shelton, NT, Washington.
Inside thunder for the Bolts.
18. KC: Breshad Perriman, WR, Central Florida.
Is this new Chief their dreamcatcher?
19. CLE: La'el Collins, T/G, LSU.
Dawgs wanna Pound the ball.
20. PHI: Landon Collins, S, Alabama.
This Eagle is Landon.
21. CIN: Owamagbe Odighizuwa, DE, UCLA.
Marvin gettin' Diggy wid it.
22. PIT: Trae Waynes, CB, Michigan St.
The hope is this is not a fold-up Trae.
23. DET: Ereck Flowers, T, Florida.
Flowers Powers.
24. AZ: Shane Ray, OLB, Missouri.
Sugar Ray adds thump and speed off the edge.
25. CAR: Jaelen Strong, WR, Arizona St.
A Strong move.
26. BAL: Dorial Green-Beckham, WR, Oklahoma.
Leaving Torrey Pines for Dorial Country Club.
27. MIN (from Dallas for RB Adrian Peterson): Melvin Gordon, RB, Wisconsin.
This Gordon can get upfield in a Flash.
28. DEN: Cameron Erving, C/G, Florida St.
Orange Julius Erving.
29. IND: Malcom Brown, DT, Texas
What Brown can do for their weak rushing defense.
30. GB: Eric Kendricks, ILB, UCLA.
Plugging the holes in the occasionally Swiss cheese defense.
31. NO: Phillip Dorsett, WR, Miami.
NO-DOZE for this high-speed offense.
32. NE: Eddie Goldman, DT, Florida St.
Goldman and Sacks---and the rich get richer.
Round 2:
33. TEN: D.J. Humphries, T, Florida.
34. TB: Mario Edwards Jr., DE, Florida St.
35. OAK: Preston Smith, DE, Mississippi St.
36. JAX: Kevin Johnson, CB, Wake Forest.
37. NYJ: Brett Hundley, QB, UCLA.
38. WAS: Jake Fisher, G/T, Oregon.
39. CHI: Carl Davis, DT, Iowa.
40. NYG: Daniel Hunter, DE, LSU
41. STL: Sammie Coates, WR, Auburn.
42. ATL: Eli Harold, OLB, Virginia.
43: CLE: Bryce Petty, QB, Baylor.
44. NO: A.J. Cann, G, South Carolina.
45. MIN: Stephone Anthony, ILB, Clemson.
46. SF: Tre Jackson, G, Florida St.
47. MIA: Byron Jones, CB, Connecticut.
48. SD: Nelson Agholor, WR, USC.
49. KC: Benardrick McKinney, LB, Mississippi St.
50. BUF: Denzel Perryman, ILB, Miami.
51. HOU: Ifo Ekpre-Olomu, CB, Oregon.
52. PHI: Tyler Lockett, WR, Kansas St.
53. CIN: Shaq Thompson, LB, Washington.
54 DET: Jordan Phillips, DT, Oklahoma.
55. AZ: Jay Ajayi, RB, Boise St.
56. PIT: Quinten Rollins, S/CB, Miami (Ohio)
57. CAR: Jalen Collins, CB, LSU.
58. BAL: Tevin Coleman, RB, Indiana.
59. DEN: Michael Bennett, DT/DE, Ohio St.
60. DAL: Jacoby Glenn, CB, Central Florida.
61. IND: Ameer Abdullah, RB, Nebraska.
62. GB: Maxx Williams, TE, Minnesota.
63. SEA: Rashad Greene, WR, Florida St.
64. NE: P.J. Williams, CB, Florida St.
Round 3:
65. TB: Donovan Smith, T, Penn. St.
66. TEN: Garrett Grayson, QB, Colorado St.
67. JAX: Eric Rowe, CB/S, Utah.
68. OAK: Alex Carter, CB, Stanford.
69. WASH: Derron Smith, S, Fresno St.
70. NYJ: Nate Orchard, OLB, Utah.
71. CHI: Dezmin Lewis, WR, Central Arkansas
72. STL: Ronald Darby, CB, Florida St.
73. ATL: T.Y. Yeldon, RB, Alabama.
74. NYG: Clive Walford, TE, Miami.
75. NO: Devin Funchess, WR/TE, Michigan.
76. MIN: D'Joun Smith, CB, Florida Atlantic.
77. CLE: Xavier Cooper, DT, Washington St.
78. NO: Kevin White, CB, TCU.
79. SF: Steven Nelson, CB, Oregon St.
80. KC: Damarious Randall, S, Arizona St.
81. BUF: Ali Marpet, G, Hobart.
82. HOU: Sean Mannion, QB, Oregon St.
83. SD: Duke Johnson, RB, Miami
84. PHI: Josh Harper, WR, Fresno St.
85. CIN: Nick O'Leary, TE, Florida St.
86. AZ: Andy Gallik, C, Boston College.
87. PIT: Ibraheim Campbell, S, Northwestern.
88. DET: Javorius Allen, RB, USC.
89. CAR: Jacquiski Tartt, S, Stamford.
90. BAL: Tyler Kroft, TE, Rutgers.
91. DAL: Ellis McCarthy, DT, UCLA.
92. DEN: Paul Dawson, LB, TCU.
93. IND: Hau'oli Kikaha, OLB, Washington.
94. GB: Senquez Golson, CB, Mississippi.
95. SEA: Hroniss Grasu, C, Oregon.
96. NE: Laken Tomlinson, G, Duke.
97. NE: Chris Conley, WR, Georgia.
98. KC: Trey Flowers, DE, Arkansas.
99. CIN: Cedric Ogbuehi, T/G, Texas A&M.
Hope you found this reasonable and entertaining. Took me all day.
1. TB: Jameis Winston, QB, Florida St.
The Bucs Licht up a Winston.
2. TEN: Leonard Williams, DT, USC.
The Titans add this Leonard to Dick LeBeau's Big Bang Theory.
3. JAX: Dexter Fowler, Jr., DE, Florida.
The Jags feel very personal about this Fowler.
4. OAK: Amari Cooper, WR, Alabama.
The Raiders intend to fly this Coop.
5. WASH: Marcus Mariota, QB, Oregon.
This Duck means a Naflac account for RGIII.
6. NYJ: Vic Beasley, OLB, Clemson.
The Bowles and the Beez.
7. CHI: Randy Gregory, OLB, Nebraska.
John Fox figures that Illinois will legalize marijuana on his watch, just as Colorado did.
8. ATL: Todd Gurley, RB, Georgia.
Quinn gets his Beast Mode RB and local icon.
9. NYG: Brandon Scherff, T/G, Iowa.
They shot the Scherff, but they did not shoot the deputy.
10. STL: T.J. Clemmings, T, Pittsburgh.
Life on the Mississippi by Samuel T.J. Clemmings.
11. MIN: Marcus Peters, CB, Washington.
Minneapolis has St. Paul and now it has St. Peters.
12. CLE: Kevin White, WR, West Virginia.
The Life of Johnny: From Walter White to Kevin White.
13. NO: Alvin "Bud" Dupree, OLB/DE, Kentucky.
The Big Dupreezy.
14. MIA: DeVante Parker, WR, Louisville.
There's little Risk in this Parker brother.
15. SF: Arik Armstead, DE, Oregon.
A shot in the Armstead for their defensive line.
16. HOU: Devin Smith, WR, Ohio St.
Deep speed in the heart of Texas.
17. SD: Danny Shelton, NT, Washington.
Inside thunder for the Bolts.
18. KC: Breshad Perriman, WR, Central Florida.
Is this new Chief their dreamcatcher?
19. CLE: La'el Collins, T/G, LSU.
Dawgs wanna Pound the ball.
20. PHI: Landon Collins, S, Alabama.
This Eagle is Landon.
21. CIN: Owamagbe Odighizuwa, DE, UCLA.
Marvin gettin' Diggy wid it.
22. PIT: Trae Waynes, CB, Michigan St.
The hope is this is not a fold-up Trae.
23. DET: Ereck Flowers, T, Florida.
Flowers Powers.
24. AZ: Shane Ray, OLB, Missouri.
Sugar Ray adds thump and speed off the edge.
25. CAR: Jaelen Strong, WR, Arizona St.
A Strong move.
26. BAL: Dorial Green-Beckham, WR, Oklahoma.
Leaving Torrey Pines for Dorial Country Club.
27. MIN (from Dallas for RB Adrian Peterson): Melvin Gordon, RB, Wisconsin.
This Gordon can get upfield in a Flash.
28. DEN: Cameron Erving, C/G, Florida St.
Orange Julius Erving.
29. IND: Malcom Brown, DT, Texas
What Brown can do for their weak rushing defense.
30. GB: Eric Kendricks, ILB, UCLA.
Plugging the holes in the occasionally Swiss cheese defense.
31. NO: Phillip Dorsett, WR, Miami.
NO-DOZE for this high-speed offense.
32. NE: Eddie Goldman, DT, Florida St.
Goldman and Sacks---and the rich get richer.
Round 2:
33. TEN: D.J. Humphries, T, Florida.
34. TB: Mario Edwards Jr., DE, Florida St.
35. OAK: Preston Smith, DE, Mississippi St.
36. JAX: Kevin Johnson, CB, Wake Forest.
37. NYJ: Brett Hundley, QB, UCLA.
38. WAS: Jake Fisher, G/T, Oregon.
39. CHI: Carl Davis, DT, Iowa.
40. NYG: Daniel Hunter, DE, LSU
41. STL: Sammie Coates, WR, Auburn.
42. ATL: Eli Harold, OLB, Virginia.
43: CLE: Bryce Petty, QB, Baylor.
44. NO: A.J. Cann, G, South Carolina.
45. MIN: Stephone Anthony, ILB, Clemson.
46. SF: Tre Jackson, G, Florida St.
47. MIA: Byron Jones, CB, Connecticut.
48. SD: Nelson Agholor, WR, USC.
49. KC: Benardrick McKinney, LB, Mississippi St.
50. BUF: Denzel Perryman, ILB, Miami.
51. HOU: Ifo Ekpre-Olomu, CB, Oregon.
52. PHI: Tyler Lockett, WR, Kansas St.
53. CIN: Shaq Thompson, LB, Washington.
54 DET: Jordan Phillips, DT, Oklahoma.
55. AZ: Jay Ajayi, RB, Boise St.
56. PIT: Quinten Rollins, S/CB, Miami (Ohio)
57. CAR: Jalen Collins, CB, LSU.
58. BAL: Tevin Coleman, RB, Indiana.
59. DEN: Michael Bennett, DT/DE, Ohio St.
60. DAL: Jacoby Glenn, CB, Central Florida.
61. IND: Ameer Abdullah, RB, Nebraska.
62. GB: Maxx Williams, TE, Minnesota.
63. SEA: Rashad Greene, WR, Florida St.
64. NE: P.J. Williams, CB, Florida St.
Round 3:
65. TB: Donovan Smith, T, Penn. St.
66. TEN: Garrett Grayson, QB, Colorado St.
67. JAX: Eric Rowe, CB/S, Utah.
68. OAK: Alex Carter, CB, Stanford.
69. WASH: Derron Smith, S, Fresno St.
70. NYJ: Nate Orchard, OLB, Utah.
71. CHI: Dezmin Lewis, WR, Central Arkansas
72. STL: Ronald Darby, CB, Florida St.
73. ATL: T.Y. Yeldon, RB, Alabama.
74. NYG: Clive Walford, TE, Miami.
75. NO: Devin Funchess, WR/TE, Michigan.
76. MIN: D'Joun Smith, CB, Florida Atlantic.
77. CLE: Xavier Cooper, DT, Washington St.
78. NO: Kevin White, CB, TCU.
79. SF: Steven Nelson, CB, Oregon St.
80. KC: Damarious Randall, S, Arizona St.
81. BUF: Ali Marpet, G, Hobart.
82. HOU: Sean Mannion, QB, Oregon St.
83. SD: Duke Johnson, RB, Miami
84. PHI: Josh Harper, WR, Fresno St.
85. CIN: Nick O'Leary, TE, Florida St.
86. AZ: Andy Gallik, C, Boston College.
87. PIT: Ibraheim Campbell, S, Northwestern.
88. DET: Javorius Allen, RB, USC.
89. CAR: Jacquiski Tartt, S, Stamford.
90. BAL: Tyler Kroft, TE, Rutgers.
91. DAL: Ellis McCarthy, DT, UCLA.
92. DEN: Paul Dawson, LB, TCU.
93. IND: Hau'oli Kikaha, OLB, Washington.
94. GB: Senquez Golson, CB, Mississippi.
95. SEA: Hroniss Grasu, C, Oregon.
96. NE: Laken Tomlinson, G, Duke.
97. NE: Chris Conley, WR, Georgia.
98. KC: Trey Flowers, DE, Arkansas.
99. CIN: Cedric Ogbuehi, T/G, Texas A&M.
Hope you found this reasonable and entertaining. Took me all day.
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