The Cardinals are so bad...

[Chris_Sanders]

They are selling tickets on Groupon

Arizona Cardinals Tickets

Arizona Cardinals Tickets

www.groupon.com

 

[blindseyed]

Cheaper then Rattler tickets lol

 

[oaken1]

The cards are sooo bad.....

Not even training camp yet and i saw a guy on reddit trying to sell off his tickets for this season

 

[oaken1]

Come on fellas!!

In the spirit of "Yo Momma"...


The Cardinals are sooo bad...our UDFA are holding out for more money!

 

[Jersey Girl]

This is going to invite a whole nother level of opposing fans into our stadium, where we can't win at home. Awesome.

 

[AZ Native]

This is going to invite a whole nother level of opposing fans into our stadium, where we can't win at home. Awesome.

Yeah, we've lost 13 of the last 14 games at home. Can't get much worse.

 

[oaken1]

The Cardinals are soooo bad....

visiting teams fans are outside the stadium trying to scalp their tickets

 

[Chopper0080]

I 100% support the direction of this thread. Well played @oaken1 .

 

[RON_IN_OC]

I just typed the following prompt into ChatGPT:

Finish this sentence...The Arizona Cardinals are so bad,...

Answer: ...they could mistake a cactus for their quarterback and not notice any difference in their passing game.

 

[SECTION 11]

The opposition presence is going to be epic.

 

[Stout]

I just typed the following prompt into ChatGPT:

Finish this sentence...The Arizona Cardinals are so bad,...

Answer: ...they could mistake a cactus for their quarterback and not notice any difference in their passing game.

A cactus would do better standing tall in the pocket

 

[Mainstreet]

I expect to see buy one, get one free ticket promotions.

 

[AZ Native]

I entered a contest and won 1st prize consisting of 2 Cardinals tickets. 2nd place was 4 Cardinals tickets. 3rd place was 6 Cardinals tickets, etc.

 

[ASUCHRIS]

The opposition presence is going to be epic.

Good old Sun Devil stadium vibes. Time to shut down the AC, open the roof, and show the people how to really live!

 

[Mainstreet]

Good old Sun Devil stadium vibes. Time to shut down the AC, open the roof, and show the people how to really live!

This would solve so many problems like regaining home field advantage and eliminating opposing fans.

 

[AZ Native]

The opposing fans showed up in droves at SDS. They didn't care about anything except seeing their team.

 

[mjb21aztd]

Cheaper then Rattler tickets lol

Less fun though and rattlers can w at home.... lol

 

[kerouac9]

The opposing fans showed up in droves at SDS. They didn't care about anything except seeing their team.

I mean, they were 2/3s of a half-empty stadium. Games are only really bad, weather-wise, through Halloween.

 

[ajcardfan]

The opposing fans showed up in droves at SDS. They didn't care about anything except seeing their team.

For years there were almost always more opposing fans. Some times a LOT more.

But, the stadium was rarely close to selling out. The upper deck east side looked like a handful of jelly beans scattered across a cookie sheet half the time. Or more some seasons.

 

[Phrazbit]

We were a good home team before the last couple years, I don’t know why KK teams always came out really flat for home games.

 

[WiscoBird]

For years there were almost always more opposing fans. Some times a LOT more.

But, the stadium was rarely close to selling out. The upper deck east side looked like a handful of jelly beans scattered across a cookie sheet half the time. Or more some seasons.

I was one of those jelly beans. I loved the upper deck at SDS. All the room in the world and could really see the field. Trough urinals.......those were the days haha.

 

[oaken1]

The Cardinals are soooo bad......

we have to get the suicide helpline to sponsor our halftime shows!

 

[SECTION 11]

like a handful of jelly beans scattered across a cookie sheet

This will be my Moto for this season.
It’s not really a Moto, which for some reason works even better.

 

[CardNots]

I might have to break out my brown paper bag with Card-NOTS and wear it over my head. I wore it to a SDS game when we were on a lengthy losing streak. we actually won that game ending a long dry spell.

Does anyone remember the Aints?

 

[Sparky16]

Yeah, we've lost 13 of the last 14 games at home. Can't get much worse.

I cant think of anything worse than killing a whole Sunday going and spending $ on overpriced beer/food and sharing a toilet with strangers and watching the Cards lose home games then sit in traffic. Im good watching redzone and tracking fantasy football . Now if they draft a legit QB @ 1 or 2 overall next year and load up on some young talent i might attend a game or 2, most likely a mon or thurs game if any