A few of those teams wont have winning records. I dont buy that as an intimidating factor.
Plus, we’re gonna suck regardless of who we play.
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Plus, we’re gonna suck regardless of who we play.
This is "The Way"
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I don't think this stuff matters.
However, that is insanely awful. They'd have been better off doing nothing than.. that...
It's really hard to wrap my head around... someone with a salary watched that and was like "yes"....?
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Hard to be optimistic after seeing this schedule. It is brutal. Not much to look forward to being a season ticket holder and having to watch the Seahawks with their fan base for the Cards home opener will be depressing. 
phillycard
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Possibly the worst schedule release video I've ever seen. What exactly was that?Card brutally unfunny and zero-sense schedule release video:
2026 Schedule Release
We asked Big Red to help announce the schedule... he may have taken the assignment too seriously.www.azcardinals.com
This is somehow worse than the one where Hollywood Brown and Kyler just played catch for two minutes.
schutd
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Its better than years past, IMO. but thats such a low bar, it jams up my roomba when i try and vacuumCard brutally unfunny and zero-sense schedule release video:
2026 Schedule Release
We asked Big Red to help announce the schedule... he may have taken the assignment too seriously.
This is somehow worse than the one where Hollywood Brown and Kyler just played catch for two minutes.
schutd
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Is it REALLY an excuse? The schedule is only hard because we SUCK.
kerouac9
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It’s not better than MWJrs rap last season, and I thought that one was sweaty.
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Disagree. Even if we were just 'okay', it's a terrible sked.
1. Toughest part, the front end. Have us out of contention, early.
2. Bye week #14. Must have been an after thought, when they realized AZ didn't have a Bye.
3. I believe five of the final six are at home. Will be tough to sell or even give the tickets away. And, by then all starters will be injured.
4. And for those who want the #1 pick, keep in mind that doesn't mean we'll get the best QB based on recent history.
BulldogCard
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There's always hope at this time of the year, but a lot of doubts too. The trenches are so huge in all this.
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Only the Cards can have a worse schedule release video than any other team ever.Card brutally unfunny and zero-sense schedule release video:
2026 Schedule Release
We asked Big Red to help announce the schedule... he may have taken the assignment too seriously.
This is somehow worse than the one where Hollywood Brown and Kyler just played catch for two minutes.
A zoom parody skit to release the schedule. No one likes video conference calls and yet they try to make a funny video using them.
The Paradise Valley Hillbillies couldn't run a lemonade stand.
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The NFL just showed the Cards and its fans what it thinks of this dog crap franchise.
When you announce in March that your starting QB is Jacoby Brissett it is telling everyone you are not a serious franchise and that no one should watch your team play.
Welcome to a post K1 world where we get no primetime games and get handed a bye week in week 14.
Well done Bidwillians.
When you announce in March that your starting QB is Jacoby Brissett it is telling everyone you are not a serious franchise and that no one should watch your team play.
Welcome to a post K1 world where we get no primetime games and get handed a bye week in week 14.
Well done Bidwillians.
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AI slop. I guess Bidwill couldn't afford to use real people.
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How about using the actual players of the team to market the team?
Crazy idea.........
kerouac9
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Not a ton of teams do that. The Chargers excellent vid is all Halo. The Broncs vid is Peyton talking to his daughter (with a guest turn from Jake Plummer). The bills did a hilarious Facebook marketplace thing.
It’s really about choosing to do something interesting for you fans when you don’t have to. The Bidwills decided that this was good enough. Just terrible.
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Petyton and Plummer are former players sadly most former players want nothing to do with this franchise.
My point is the Cards have no idea how to relate to the fan because they have almost zero interaction with us.
You have a entertainment based busienss and don't have any idea on how to entertain.
Card brutally unfunny and zero-sense schedule release video:
2026 Schedule Release
We asked Big Red to help announce the schedule... he may have taken the assignment too seriously.
This is somehow worse than the one where Hollywood Brown and Kyler just played catch for two minutes.
Terrible. So bad that I had to turn it off.
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vibraslap
Man, this is awful.
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vibraslap
Yeah, several / many people approved this. It’s astounding.
Epic as always. Survive the Raiders fans. LOL
I mean the Cardinals one is total trash. But I don’t get the love for this either. It’s pretty lame.
WisconsinCard
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I already bought my ticket and working on flights and hotel this afternoon. Last up New York...
WisconsinCard
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That will be our last stadium. I will be working on travel plans as soon as I finish up with the chargers.
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I will be at opening day one way or another… either with big brother Ouchie or my Little Brother from another mother who I cursed/forced to be a Cardinals fan when we were matched in the BBSLA program so many moons ago.
Hopefully it’ll be both and Ouchie’s boys… who now tower over all of us.
Hopefully it’ll be both and Ouchie’s boys… who now tower over all of us.
CFLredzoned
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Hey no prime time games means no streaming games!
