What is the worst movie ever?

[SouthNZoneFan]

I gotta ask you guys...

Stop or my Mom will shoot?

 

[Chaplin]

I gotta go with Serial Mom, but pretty much everything by John Waters could qualify.

 

[Bada0Bing]

Teen Wolf Too was pretty bad.

 

[BIGTONY]

I THINK JOE VERSUS THE VOLCANO..I COUDNT STAND IT..

 

[Renz]

Up The Creek comes immediately to mind.

 

[Cheesebeef]

Up The Creek comes immediately to mind.

uh - I think you're toilet's overflowing.

NO WAY! Nomovie that combines Odder, Flouder and Pee-Wee as a rafting team amongst half naked chicks can be considered the worst movie of all time! Blasphemy!

 

[Renz]

uh - I think you're toilet's overflowing.

NO WAY! Nomovie that combines Odder, Flouder and Pee-Wee as a rafting team amongst half naked chicks can be considered the worst movie of all time! Blasphemy!

It's been more than 20 years, but man, I hated that movie!

 

[Chaplin]

Dude, Where's My Car and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back also top the list.

 

[BIGTONY]

COME ON CHAPLIN..DUDE WHERES MY CAR..I LOVE WHEN THE GET TATTOES ON THERE BACK...SWEEET DUDE SWEET DUDE SWEET DUDE..THEN THE ASIAN GUY BREAKS IT UP...

 

[Chris_Sanders]

Dude, Where's My Car and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back also top the list.

I love both those movies.

 

[ajcardfan]

I hated "Titanic" and "Out of Africa"!

But, for worst movie ever..... "Catwoman" has to be right up there.

 

[Chris_Sanders]

Hmm...

My vote would have to be for The Medallion. I love Jackie Chan and this movie was just terrible.

 

[marathon_mom]

My vote is "Magnolia" with Tom Cruise. Worst spent movie money I've ever experienced. Stayed in my seat thinking, "It's just GOT to get better sometime." It never did & I walked out feeling ripped off!

 

[joeshmo]

An old 80's movie called - No Retreat No Surrender.

Van Damme's first movie or something. Horrible editing, every cliche in the book, montages up the ying yang, and the worst Bruce Lee look a like of all time.

And another 80's Movie called Gymkata. About a gymnast who combines karate with gymnastics. Complete with olympic gymnast and all around horrible actor Kurt Thomas. The climatic scene he beats everyone up by doing pommel horse moves

Here is the scenerio.

"Johnathan Cabot is a champion gymnast. In the tiny, yet savage, country of Parmistan, there is a perfect spot for a "star wars" site. For the US to get this site, they must compete in the brutal "Game". The government calls on Cabot, the son of a former operative, to win the game. Cabot must combine his gymnastics skills of the west with fighting secrets of the east and form GYMKATA!"

Straight off the back of my VHS tape. Hey I was 10 when I bought it.

Now for my all time favorite:

BMX Bandits - "Two BMX expert bikers and a friend of theirs become entangled with a group of bank robbers after discovering a carton of walkie-talkies."

And and by the way the 2 BMX bikers friend is none other then a very young Nicole Kidman from the early 80's.

 

[Bada0Bing]

I have an old VHS of No Retreat No Surrender. I used to break it out for motivation when I would start a new training regiment. I loved the training sequence, especially when RJ says “man, there’s gotta be something wrong with this watch” when Jason is running his course. (I can’t believe that I still remember their names)

BMX bandits was also one of my favorites. There was a similar movie that came out around the same time with BMX riders in it called RAD. I was really into BMX at the time, so I watched them whenever they would come on HBO.

 

[Pariah]

Ai

 

[Brian]

What was that movie with Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman where everyone is boning everybody? That stupid damn monk chanting drove me crazy.

*edit* Eyes Wide Shut

Angel Eyes was pretty bad. (J Lo)

But the all time worst movie ever,


hands down,


Thelma and Louise.

 

[ajcardfan]

Okay, I thought of one I just saw recently. "The Foreigner" with Steven Segal. Makes "Catwoman" look like a top notch thriller.

 

[marathon_mom]

What was that movie with Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman where everyone is boning everybody? That stupid damn monk chanting drove me crazy.

*edit* Eyes Wide Shut

Angel Eyes was pretty bad. (J Lo)

But the all time worst movie ever,


hands down,


Thelma and Louise.

Don't be dawgin Thlema & Louise. If nothin else, Brad Pitt made his debut in it so I'd watch again just to see that youngin' without a shirt on. Smooth as a babies butt. Damn!

 

[NSD_Blonde]

Mars Attacks - I couldn't believe how many stars signed up for that movie

Moostruck was also pretty bad--I almost fell asleep during the theater, and then I'm pretty sure it won some awards...

And, back in the early 80's there was a movie called Ishtar (or something like that)--the only movie I have ever walked out of...

 

[NSD_Blonde]

Don't be dawgin Thlema & Louise. If nothin else, Brad Pitt made his debut in it so I'd watch again just to see that youngin' without a shirt on. Smooth as a babies butt. Damn!

I agree with HR that the movie pretty much sucked, but those abs did make it palatable! And, he still looks really good--MM you should see Mr & Mrs Smith, if you haven't already (yummy!)

 

[bratwurst]

Howard the Duck.

 

[devilalum]

The Whole 10 Yards!

It seemed like they were making it up as they went along.

Horrible.

 

[UncleChris]

Mars Attacks - I couldn't believe how many stars signed up for that movie

ACK!!!! ACK-ACK!!!! (insert Slim Whitman's "Indian Love Call" here...)



"Evilspeak" comes to my mind......

 

[CardFan67]

Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil

IMO the worst movie of all time... Horrendous a waste of money, time, film anything that was used to create this movie was wasted...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119668/