The official mandatory mini camp thread 06/08/26-06/10/26

[some dumb guy]

The ghost with the most - going to lead the Vikings with cards fans money - and he is not the villain - was ready to play - Kyler derangement syndrome

Dude, let him go...someone's gonna get a restraining order against you!!

 

[Chopper0080]

Kyler’s ghost has to lead that list

I will leave that to the Kyler thread.

 

[BooksOrangePlanet]

let's be honest - you pay a prostitute to leave

im not calling jacoby a sex worker - im just saying we don't want to be in a long term relationship with him

we could and should do better but let's be even more honest - we aren't exactly attractive to long term material

the only quality ass we've been able to land have been a couple sexy successful divorcees - warner - palmer - mom pov

so we're lonely and we're desperate - brissett knows this - plus it sounds like he's in love with us so he's not putting out no mo until monti puts a ring on that finger

but you can't turn a jacoby into a housewife - at least not today - at most you can name brissett your #1 but you have to keep dating - looking for that special someone

 

[some dumb guy]

let's be honest - you pay a prostitute to leave

im not calling jacoby a sex worker - im just saying we don't want to be in a long term relationship with him

we could and should do better but let's be even more honest - we aren't exactly attractive to long term material

the only quality ass we've been able to land have been a couple sexy successful divorcees - warner - palmer - mom pov

so we're lonely and we're desperate - brissett knows this - plus it sounds like he's in love with us so he's not putting out no mo until monti puts a ring on that finger

but you can't turn a jacoby into a housewife - at least not today - at most you can name brissett your #1 but you have to keep dating - looking for that special someone

You had me at "you pay a prostitute to leave" LOL

 

[602 Native]

4 pages and not a single mention of did JB actually practice.

Anyone know?

 

[gimpy]

4 pages and not a single mention of did JB actually practice.

Anyone know?

I would like to know, too.

 

[BooksOrangePlanet]

"Jacoby Brissett showed up today so he wouldn't get fined, in the words of the great Marshawn Lynch, so this I don't think really means a ton. He was always going to show up, does not want to get the almost $100,000 in fines that players who skip minicamp get, and I wouldn't expect him to really do anything," Rapoport said on NFL Network

Jacoby Brissett's Contract Saga With Cardinals is Far From Over

Don't be fooled by Jacoby Brissett's presence.

www.si.com

 

[BooksOrangePlanet]

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[RON_IN_OC]

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Nothing says I'm the starter like stretching and tossing the ball around in the side.

 

[BooksOrangePlanet]

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[602 Native]

Total embarrassment

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[602 Native]

When are the Cardinals gonna address this in the media? It’s ridiculous.

 

[some dumb guy]

When are the Cardinals gonna address this in the media? It’s ridiculous.

I just read an article that said the media is only allowed to be there for the first 30 minutes during the stretching and warmups, so I wouldn't get too spun up at this point.
I don't cut n paste so you can believe me or not...

 

[BooksOrangePlanet]

notice how lafleur didn't avoid practicing during the allotted 30 minute press window? they could've avoided qb work altogether while the cameras were rolling but nope - the cardinals wanted you and i to see jacoby not practicing

take from that what you will

 

[RON_IN_OC]

notice how lafleur didn't avoid practicing during the allotted 30 minute press window? they could've avoided qb work altogether while the cameras were rolling but nope - the cardinals wanted you and i to see jacoby not practicing

take from that what you will

They aren't worried about feelings.

 

[football karma]

watching the MLF presser today:

i feel like he actually tries to answer the question he is asked

still plenty of coaching cliches -- but he is doing press better than JG so far

 

[Adrian]

Theo Mackie
@theo_mackie
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Participation report from Cardinals mandatory minicamp:

Didn’t see at all:
-RB James Conner
-DL Kaleb Proctor

Street clothes:
-CB Garrett Williams
-S Kitan Crawford
-TE Tip Reiman
-DL Walter Nolen

Working on side w/ trainers:
-RB Trey Benson
-LB Karson Sharar

 

[Adrian]

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[Chopper0080]

Nice to see Jacoby there.

 

[Adrian]

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[Adrian]

SleeperCardinals

@SleeperAZCards
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"Marvin is a stud. He's a guy who is probably one of the hardest workers I've seen. He's a guy who does everything the right way."

Trey McBride on Marvin Harrison Jr.

 

[Adrian]

PHNX Cardinals
@PHNX_Cardinals
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“Guys were excited that he was here…guys want him here…he’s working through somethings on his own…we totally understand that.”

Trey McBride on the return of Jacoby Brissett.