The official mandatory mini camp thread 06/08/26-06/10/26

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let's be honest - you pay a prostitute to leave

im not calling jacoby a sex worker - im just saying we don't want to be in a long term relationship with him

we could and should do better but let's be even more honest - we aren't exactly attractive to long term material

the only quality ass we've been able to land have been a couple sexy successful divorcees - warner - palmer - mom pov

so we're lonely and we're desperate - brissett knows this - plus it sounds like he's in love with us so he's not putting out no mo until monti puts a ring on that finger

but you can't turn a jacoby into a housewife - at least not today - at most you can name brissett your #1 but you have to keep dating - looking for that special someone
 

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let's be honest - you pay a prostitute to leave

im not calling jacoby a sex worker - im just saying we don't want to be in a long term relationship with him

we could and should do better but let's be even more honest - we aren't exactly attractive to long term material

the only quality ass we've been able to land have been a couple sexy successful divorcees - warner - palmer - mom pov

so we're lonely and we're desperate - brissett knows this - plus it sounds like he's in love with us so he's not putting out no mo until monti puts a ring on that finger

but you can't turn a jacoby into a housewife - at least not today - at most you can name brissett your #1 but you have to keep dating - looking for that special someone
You had me at "you pay a prostitute to leave" LOL
 

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"Jacoby Brissett showed up today so he wouldn't get fined, in the words of the great Marshawn Lynch, so this I don't think really means a ton. He was always going to show up, does not want to get the almost $100,000 in fines that players who skip minicamp get, and I wouldn't expect him to really do anything," Rapoport said on NFL Network

 

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When are the Cardinals gonna address this in the media? It’s ridiculous.
I just read an article that said the media is only allowed to be there for the first 30 minutes during the stretching and warmups, so I wouldn't get too spun up at this point.
I don't cut n paste so you can believe me or not...:)
 

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notice how lafleur didn't avoid practicing during the allotted 30 minute press window? they could've avoided qb work altogether while the cameras were rolling but nope - the cardinals wanted you and i to see jacoby not practicing

take from that what you will
 

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watching the MLF presser today:

i feel like he actually tries to answer the question he is asked

still plenty of coaching cliches -- but he is doing press better than JG so far
 
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Participation report from Cardinals mandatory minicamp:

Didn’t see at all:
-RB James Conner
-DL Kaleb Proctor

Street clothes:
-CB Garrett Williams
-S Kitan Crawford
-TE Tip Reiman
-DL Walter Nolen

Working on side w/ trainers:
-RB Trey Benson
-LB Karson Sharar
 
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"Marvin is a stud. He's a guy who is probably one of the hardest workers I've seen. He's a guy who does everything the right way."

Trey McBride on Marvin Harrison Jr.
 
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“Guys were excited that he was here…guys want him here…he’s working through somethings on his own…we totally understand that.”

Trey McBride on the return of Jacoby Brissett.
 

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