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Everyone knows Alba looks good. Of course that is part of the reason she sells tickets. No one is disputing that.

where has this notion that Jessica Alba "sells tickets" come from? Besides comic book movies where which have huge built in bases (Fantastic 4) and make money no matter who's in them or how bad they look (see Daredevil or Ghost Rider as proof of either of those statements), has she ever had anything even closely resembling a "hit" in a movie she was the undisputed star or even co-star of? The Eye? Honey? Awake? Good Luck Chuck? Into The Blue? The biggest money maker of all of those was Good Luck Chuck with a whopping 35 million dollars. She's no doubt gorgeous, but I don't think there's a great demand from the movie going public to see her on screen, or at least there doesn't seem to be from the relatively paltry numbers her movies consistently put up.
 

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This thread is one confusing piece of literary masterpiece. Yes, a masterpiece of confusing proportions. Jessica Alba, Red X's, Random pictures all tucked (non)neatly into one MEGA thread.
 

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what happened to batman?
Apparently Christian Bale is being replaced by Jessica Alba in the next Batman for doing an Atomic Knee Drop on his mom and the Cobra Hold on his sister.
 

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Apparently Christian Bale is being replaced by Jessica Alba in the next Batman for doing an Atomic Knee Drop on his mom and the Cobra Hold on his sister.

She's got her Eye on the part.
 

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Didn't Bale just yell at his mom for insulting his wife? I heard in England that counts as assault?

:shrug:
 
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