PHXSPORTS4LIFE Lookin' for Love

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

okay, i'm not even sure that i can do this (skorp, a little help here?) - but i feel as if i have outgrown my lame ASFN name, PHXSPORTS4LIFE. thus, i am opening up the floodgates - let me have it. if it were your world and you were a squirrel tryin' to get my - er - new name, what would you plunk down? winner (if i so choose one, and that shouldn't really be too difficult considering how lame my current name is) gets to pick a week (yes, an entire week) during the season that i am only allowed to post positive things on the board.

RULES:

Tango is not allowed to name me.
If in another language, it must be accompanied by a translation.
I am beef's OLDER brother, no spinoffs from his name.
I reserve all rights to change the rules as I see fit.
I reserve all rights to use, market, and profit off the winning name.
I like the letter "Z".

Have at me!

 

[SECTION 11]

Ouchie the Clown

 

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

11, i expect so much better than that from you...

 

[SECTION 11]

Pookie?

 

[Krangodnzr]

Pancho Villa....

 

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

c'mon man, that's not even close to your best stuff...maybe you need to get out on the open road a bit to clear your head. a trip out to yuma should help. if it don't, there's always the ether...

 

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

Originally posted by Krangthebrain
Pancho Villa....

with full knowledge of who pancho villa is, i just don't get this one. but happy to see you throw your sombrero into the ring!

 

[ajcardfan]

WHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEZZ!!!!

 

[SECTION 11]

How about Lug Nut? Or Knuckles?

Marbles? Noodles?


How about Bill? Or Larry?

 

[SECTION 11]

Originally posted by ajcardfan
WHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEZZ!!!!

Or just Weeeeee!

 

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

Originally posted by ajcardfan
WHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEZZ!!!!

hmm, early frontrunner, but would it detract from my "WHEEEEEEE" that i love using at the end of a particularly ludicrous post . . . hmmm . . . i wonder . . . don't want to dilute the power of the "WHEEEEEEEEE"

 

[Mike Olbinski]

You could try your real name...works for some of us

Mike

 

[Mrospi]

Dr Zeeevillllllllll...... 1 millon dollars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SECTION 11]

Originally posted by Chandler Mike
You could try your real name...works for some of us

Mike

There ya go. Just call yourself Chandler_Mike

 

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

though that's certainly not a winner (sorry Chandler Mike), that IS the best post so far...people were prarie dogging all over the place here...

 

[SECTION 11]

I still like Ouchie the Clown. That's what I'm going to start calling you regardless.

 

[Mrospi]

T-bone or Coco the Monkey boy..... Seinfeld reference of course!!!

 

[jf-08]

1. SoCal LowCal

2. I like the "whee" - Wheezer

3. Johnny One-nut

 

[SECTION 11]

Originally posted by Mrospi
T-bone or Coco the Monkey boy..... Seinfeld reference of course!!!

I saw a guy hitch hiking on the way to a Dead Show wearing a shirt that read "Half Ass Monkey Boy." I laughed my ass off. If there wasn't about nine people in the car, we would have grabbed him.

 

[jf-08]

"flaggelator, esquire" has a nice ring to it.

 

[arthurracoon]

I like

Ouchie the Clown


PHXSPORTS4LIFE:
You should make a poll with all these names and let people vote.

 

[40yearfan]

Dewy, Cheatem, & Howe

Ambulancechaser



Seriously, how about JAG from the show of the same name?

 

[Lex]

I like short uncomplicated handles.

Gzer- for your retainer fee.

Razor- for your sharp wit.

I'm a consultant...that'll be a gzer please.

 

[Card Trader]

N_EM

 

[Cheesebeef]

Doctor . . . .