Petzing is the antithesis of BA

[PACardsFan]

BA coined the phrase “No risk it, no biscuit”. What are some phrases that Petzing can coin? Just a fun exercise going into week 2. LOL

 

[nashman]

“No Biscuits!”

 

[oaken1]

BA coined the phrase “No risk it, no biscuit”. What are some phrases that Petzing can coin? Just a fun exercise going into week 2. LOL

The Petzing is obviously on the Atkins plan.
No biscuits

 

[Dback Jon]

The Petzing is obviously on the Atkins plan.
No biscuits

Diet BA?

Too skinny Drew?

 

[football karma]

you just knew when they went up 10 pts early in the 2nd half that things would get conservative

I am open to giving Petz some benefit of the doubt vs the Staley defense -- which is predicated on two high safeties and forcing you to go 10 -12 plays to score.

 

[Metcalf Rules]

Diet BA?

Too skinny Drew?

Cutting carbs.

 

[602 Native]

Vanilla Latte Offense

 

[slanidrac16]

Hey Kyler, here’s a small vanilla ice cream cone. The large is to big for you.
( getting ready to duck).

 

[BooksOrangePlanet]

persistence is the price of success

 

[MadCardDisease]

Drew "safe play" Petzing

 

[GatorAZ]

He called a kill shot from his own 3 yard line and the QB airmailed it. Coaching coach and players execute. Why Gannon won’t put a stop to the delayed screens is head scratching though.

 

[Chopper0080]

BA coined the phrase “No risk it, no biscuit”. What are some phrases that Petzing can coin? Just a fun exercise going into week 2. LOL

I didn't come up with this, but Petzing runs a "two condom" offense.

 

[urs]

I didn't come up with this, but Petzing runs a "two condom" offense.

Hahahah that's perfect

 

[cardsfanmd]

I always call him fat Jeff Gundy.

 

[BooksOrangePlanet]

I didn't come up with this, but Petzing runs a "two condom" offense.

i said petzing was wearing two condoms - but to be fair i think he ran the ball on 2nd and long and again on 3rd and long

 

[602 Native]

I didn't come up with this, but Petzing runs a "two condom" offense.

That might stick

 

[ASUCHRIS]

Of the Cardinals 29 pass attempts in NOLA: - 65.5% short of the sticks- 31% past the sticks

 

[ASUCHRIS]

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Whee!!!! Are we having fun yet?!?

 

[urs]

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Whee!!!! Are we having fun yet?!?

Yes. We're 1-0

 

[ASUCHRIS]

For a group that is essentially unchanged from last year, the pre-snap penalties and the lack of overall cohesion is incredibly depressing. There are very few signs of improvement or innovation.

 

[MadCardDisease]

I didn't come up with this, but Petzing runs a "two condom" offense.

"If you don't trust the offense why are you running the offense"

 

[ASUCHRIS]

"If you don't trust the offense why are you running the offense"

Because they quite clearly don't trust the QB to do more than what he is already doing.

 

[RON_IN_OC]

I didn't come up with this, but Petzing runs a "two condom" offense.

Someone must be poking pin in them, then, because the protection still breaks down.

 

[MadCardDisease]

Because they quite clearly don't trust the QB to do more than what he is already doing.

That was a joke. Substitute offense for another word beginning with a P and running for a different word beginning with a F.

Look up my favorite comedian Sam Kinison. RIP

 

[RON_IN_OC]

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Whee!!!! Are we having fun yet?!?

I miss the days of K1 throwing for 250 and having 50+ yards rushing in a Cardinals loss. At least then we could blame other for the loss instead of complaining about a win.